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To Pound or Not to Pound?

Well, when I was at the Pound, I noticed that many of the pets were the same species. So this leads me to my first list.

by fyregyrl
The Top 10 Advantages for Taking Part in the Monthly Games

There are several fun filled reasons that you should change your ways and give these tournaments a try. We’ll be looking at the top ten reasons to take part in the monthly tournaments.

by sillyjillyprincess
10 Ways to Tell if You Are Going to Be a Lab Pet

Here are a few signs to watch for in your owner to see if he or she is suffering from Thinkius buyus labis rayis (Thinking of buying a lab ray)...

by zoogerdame
Trophy Adventuring

CAUTION: Collecting medals and/or trophies can be hazardous to your health! Also note that there is no real cure for the addiction!

by kidagakash_nedakh

You have to destroy Dr. Sloth’s fleet with your small, tiny, red, laser-shooting ship. 1 Ship against 1000. You really should have taken Latrine Duty.

by antrow
Kadoatery Denial

My once empty inventory is stocked full of food. All these foods that were purchased right out of the shops are just for the Kadoaties. Their owners are on holiday, and here I am doing all the work...

by silentbutterfly
Picking a Battledome Guild

I will walk you through the basics of choosing a Battledome guild and also show you some stereotypes of the guilds.

by mysticdarkangel
The Neopian Light Source, Universe and Everything!

Disproving the theories of ordinary Neopians everywhere!

by ilumed
Does Sloth Wear Shoes?

To have a response to this difficult question, I have interviewed several Neopians, and have gotten a number of different and much exaggerated responses.

by priastonic

The idea of this dusty old crevice is to lure unsuspecting owners into the dark, claustrophobic hallways in hopes of treasure.

by pugnaciousilliterate
Jhudora: Naughty or Nice?

That’s right, I’m at Jhudora’s home in Faerieland, and I’m here to investigate the mystery that’s on everyone’s mind: is Jhudora really evil?

by dan4884
An Interview With Jhudora

With her very own day fast approaching, I decided to stop by and have a few words with the most misunderstood Faerie in Neopia, Jhudora.

by devil1699
A List for the Greatest Neopian Holiday: Jhudora Day

For as long as anyone can remember, Jhudora has been the scariest thing in Neopia, besides the amazingly odd popularity of Shoyrus of course.

by __jxhn_
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Battledoming Guilds

These days finding a Battledome guild well suited to your needs is a rather difficult process. If you’ve ever taken a step into the Battledome board you will know exactly what I mean. Imagine, you are just one user surrounded by thousands of topics stating "Join, 'insert guild name here' or DIE!"

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A Lupe's Tale
"Deep in the dark, cold mountains of Tyrannia, there live Neopets unlike any other..." And so begins one Lupe's story...

by darkwolf__untamed


Faerieland Home
Was there a place in all of Faerieland that Jenny could call her home?

by fairyrose3221


Faerie Forest: Part One
On this particular day, there was only one neopet in the clearing- a spotted Cybunny who was dancing around happily as she picked flowers...

by lavendergoddess79


Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part Ten
"The power of the Sunblade is what Nox fears more than anything else," Gilly reminded him...

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by ikkin_with_attitude


He Promised Her Orange
... O_O

by manda314


Veggies, Anyone?

by medli20

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