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12 Pains of Christmas

Waiting in lines is one of the biggest pains. You get a present, then you must wait in a 10 hour line. When it’s finally your turn, the store closes! Man!

by brymax406
Holiday Warmth in a Cup

So in order to help everyone out there with their holiday beverages, I’ve compiled a list of special drinks that taste better this time of year.

by ravenstorm1us
20 Things you DON'T Want Under the Christmas Tree

So as I stand here munching candy canes and dodging snowballs from mischievous grundos, I want to present to you a list of what you DON'T want to see under the Christmas tree.

by skittleiciousgirl
Pressing Your Luck with Black Pawkeet Slots

Sure, you can pay the bills for your neohome, buy food for your pets, and maybe even buy some codestones to train them. But your measly savings are hardly enough for that paint brush you've always wanted.

by tessd1891
Spread Some Cheer!

Well, now that you have regained your senses, it’s time to see what this winter has in store for you!

by comput6712
An Interview with a Xweetok

The first place I checked was the Chocolate Factory in the Neopian Bazaar in Neopia Central because I had been told by a friend that the Xweetoks loved chocolate. Bingo.

by dark_knights_sabre
Snowball Fight!

You are supposed to throw snowballs at the Neopets and Petpets on the other side of the cool-colorful-stone-thing wall. That means no hitting Faeries.

by fip
How To Roleplay: Interact

The first goal of a roleplayer is to try to involve everyone. Role-playing is a social act...

by orginalcliche
Coming Down Your Chimney

Warning: Proceeding to read and act upon the statements and directions made further in this article could cause you to be put on the naughty list for years to come...

by puppy200010
How to Annoy a Snowager then Run Away Screaming

The first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it.

by griflinna
What Not To Do at Holiday Parties

The least you can do is grit your teeth, plaster a smile on your face and follow these gentle reminders to have a good time.

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Other Christmas Spirit

The best way to spread holiday cheer is by reaching out to others. When I say others, I don’t just mean your two best neofriends, the head of your guild, and that guy who is auctioning off the Plushie Paint Brush that you’re dying to have.

by laurenzoren
The Art of Giving

With so much many choices when it comes to gifts and wrapping, I thought you might need some help.

by shadowcristal
Advent Calendar Prizes You Won't Recieve

But not everything that was suggested to be released for the advent calendar gets accepted. In fact, the truly astonishing reality is that a lot don't even get close. What exactly are these items and why weren't they released?

by cyneo_masters2
The Holiday Blues

Reports have confirmed that the first sign of this disease was spotted in Neopia Central, December 1st. A bright, young Yurble was reported to be sleeping during class, doodling...

by supersmash444
Every Neopian's Guide to a Great Christmas

If you're looking for ways to add a little more magic to your Christmas, this guide will certainly help you to make the festive season, (and hopefully the ones after) memorable.

by chermie
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"A Christmas Gift" by silent_snow
Archie, shopkeeper and owner of Wintery Petpets, didn't particularly want to sweep up the shop that day. He had already wiped all the Jinjah crumbs off of the counter, dusted all of the variously-colored hairs off of the shelves and windowsills, and cleaned out the Bika stables in the backyard. As a matter of fact...

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Christmas on the Citadel
Lord Darigan had decreed that whoever chose to make his wretched land their home had to abide by one rule: No Festivities.

by kushbi


Meti and the Perfect Gift
At the end of this road sat a small hut right on the corner of the sand, and one of the windows cast soft reflected glow, gold in tone, onto the ground below...

by anjie


The Pirate Writer: Part Four
"Firaga, my matey, you've impressed me a lot over the last day. You've seemed to change. After you have gotten this Shoyru off of your mind, I believe you are becoming something more than just a pirate."

by czenko28


Seamstress Cybunny: Part Two
When we arrived, I had to wait because the doctors thought that it was infectious. I walked around and waited for the news...

by anime_cybunny


Neopian Comics & Co.
Reminds me of me...

by aurora_moonbeam


All Ears - Christmas Crossover!
You silly child!

Art by nut862

by evanescent_pudding

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