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Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]

Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip

Sophie the Swamp Witch

Sophie’s name proves two things about her. She lives in a swamp and she’s a witch.

by dark_goddess_rising
Your Friendly Gift Giving Guide

The main thing for you to remember is this simple fact: it isn’t about the cost of the gift, but the effort you put into it.

by uggazew
The Buzzer Game - BUZZ!

This guide should give you the basics and all that other stuff for you to become the buzzer game champ!

by littlej001
Xantan's Guide on Correct Neopets Behavior

Neopia - a place where it is all seemingly pleasant and peaceful; the truth is that it has some unhappy Neopets and owners.

by xantan51
Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians

What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain staff members that run Neopets.

by sum41girl2k
The Xweetok: a Guide to Caring for this Adorable Pet

The first thing you notice when you look at a Xweetok is its silky fur. This long coat is very important, for it enables the Xweetok to survive in cold weather...

by banishedwarrior
Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash

Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader...

by animalnutz1993
The Truth About the Xweetoks

The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it.

by appropinquo
Food Club: an Allergies Analogy

What are these "allergies" that affect certain Pirates? Why does each hinder some pirates more than others?

by blobenterprises
 
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Sophie: Swamp Witch



She spends a ton of time preparing brews and she doesn’t even get help from the rest of Neopia. That’s right: this potion-making witch doesn’t hand out quests that ask for unbuyable items and give 5k rewards. How she manages to keep up her stock of ingredients, no one knows, especially considering...



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LUPE-X9
Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...

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"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly...

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The Poogle Racer: Part Two
"Wow! Look how she walks, lifting her feet up high and shaking her head…almost prancing! As though she's the best Poogle out there…"

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Sanity Obsolete
Do you know why no one does your quests?

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