Preparing Neopia for the Meepits Circulation: 155,374,198 Issue: 220 | 16th day of Celebrating, Y7
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Articles


Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]

Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip

Sophie the Swamp Witch

Sophie’s name proves two things about her. She lives in a swamp and she’s a witch.

by dark_goddess_rising
Your Friendly Gift Giving Guide

The main thing for you to remember is this simple fact: it isn’t about the cost of the gift, but the effort you put into it.

by uggazew
The Buzzer Game - BUZZ!

This guide should give you the basics and all that other stuff for you to become the buzzer game champ!

by littlej001
Xantan's Guide on Correct Neopets Behavior

Neopia - a place where it is all seemingly pleasant and peaceful; the truth is that it has some unhappy Neopets and owners.

by xantan51
Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians

What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain staff members that run Neopets.

by sum41girl2k
The Xweetok: a Guide to Caring for this Adorable Pet

The first thing you notice when you look at a Xweetok is its silky fur. This long coat is very important, for it enables the Xweetok to survive in cold weather...

by banishedwarrior
Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash

Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader...

by animalnutz1993
The Truth About the Xweetoks

The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it.

by appropinquo
Food Club: an Allergies Analogy

What are these "allergies" that affect certain Pirates? Why does each hinder some pirates more than others?

by blobenterprises
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


"LUPE-X9" by dan4884
My first Grundo recruit is a great story. It's stored in my memory banks. I can call it up at any time. ACCESSING MEMORY BANKS. Ah, here it is. PLAYING MEMORY. I stepped out of the rocket transporting us to Kreludor and looked...




Other Stories


---------

The WORST Wednesday in My Life
If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob.

by peterpuffin1

---------

LUPE-X9
Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...

by dan4884

---------

Christmas With You: Part One
A tiny white Kougra slipped her pencil into a pocket and closed her diary tenderly, smoothing the rumpled cover...

by hmlanden

---------

Sight: Part Four
She just nodded with a smile, and said, "The effect will only last for about two or three hours. Now be off! Slygor could hurt my paintings at any second."

by dan4884

---------

Caring for Your Soot Petpet 101
People think soot petpets are low maintenance, but in fact...

by oliver381

---------

Chias are for Eating
It's worth the money.

by demonic_pulse



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.