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A Guide to Whack-A-Ghost

Perhaps you've never gotten more than 200 points on this game. Perhaps the game simply creeps you out. If that is you, this guide could change your life. No, I mean it.

by kara611990
Gears and Cogs: World Challenges

Knowing these rules, with hints and tips along the way, will get you on your way to winning maps quickly and efficiently!

by sweetie_butterfly
Ruling the Universe

I pull a small notebook out of my pocket and scribble down a quick note: "Good doctor slightly self-centered, possibly egotistical."

by extreme_fj0rd
Café a la Faeries: a Restaurant of Beauty

Past Fyora Lane, in Downtown Faerie City, Faerieland, in the middle of Broadwing Street, there is a restaurant dedicated to Faerieland’s gorgeous cuisine.

by gustking15
Karma Comes Around

Simply, if you do something bad, a bad thing will happen to you. If you do something good, a good thing will happen to you. Everyone wants good things to happen to them, right?

by o_apollo_o
Advanced Guide for Round Table Poker

It’s not a game that depends entirely on luck. 60% of the game at least depends on your strategy and how much you can read into others’ cards.

by aquariss
Make Your Neopet Happy!

Having happy pets is fun. But what is the easiest, fastest way to make your pet happy?

by star869
A Neopian's Guide to Christmas Shopping

First and most importantly MAKE A BUDGET! Start saving up for Christmas gift giving...

by care_bear_lover_84
Interview with the Pant Devil

The Pant Devil, a villain widely known for his evil greed, theft, and treachery, has always been feared by many.

Also by 3dcourtney12044

by crazy_monkey_luver_3

Beating Punchbag Bob

All day pets beat him up for trophies. Bob doesn't fight back; he's just a limp lump of cloth. But the catch is that his hit points are high...

by hts30
Undercover Stories: Is Sloth the Happiness Faerie?

These are the recordings of a brave soul who went to discover the truth and never returned. May her thoughts always rest in peace, for her mission was never complete.

by accidence
The Search for the Gummy Slorg

Gummy Slorgs have a connection with actual slorgs. They resemble them perfectly, even if they have a different smile and a particular color and flavor.

by sexymichigangurl
Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?

I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.

by korbatcutie14
 
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"The Chokato Table" by ray795
She was not musical or artistic. She couldn't draw and her writing wasn't good. She barely passed her classes in school and was always teased. So every year for her owner's birthday, Arya could never find anything to give to her...




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The Colors of Autumn
It was a cool autumn day, the first of many to come. Misty trudged along the path, crunching as her paws hit the leaves...

by fang13250

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Hunter's Hunt for Buried Treasure
Hunter loved everything and anything dealing with treasure. Some nights his father would sit on the end of his bed and read him stories about pirates burying treasure and young neopets around his age finding them years later...

by youkos_lil_fox

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Inexorable: Part Two
Concentrating his anger and frustration into a textbook launch, Ryddle pushed off, away from the house, away from Sylver, away from everything...

by haannsolo

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Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part Three
"Mr. Kass," she said, with a very faint hint of a tremor in her voice, "would you like a turnip?"

Also by schefflera

by ikkin_with_attitude


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The Adventures of Help!
I always thought Sloth looked rather Lupe-ish!

by raptor291

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Neopian Insanity
Next Level: Puree.

Also by emmybug184

by cosmicfire918




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