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|A Guide to Whack-A-GhostPerhaps you've never gotten more than 200 points on this game.
Perhaps the game simply creeps you out. If that is you, this guide could change
your life. No, I mean it. |
|Gears and Cogs: World ChallengesKnowing these rules,
with hints and tips along the way, will get you on your way to winning maps
quickly and efficiently!|
|Ruling the UniverseI pull a small notebook out of my pocket and scribble down a quick note: "Good
doctor slightly self-centered, possibly egotistical."|
|Café a la Faeries: a Restaurant of BeautyPast Fyora Lane, in Downtown Faerie City, Faerieland, in the middle
of Broadwing Street, there is a restaurant dedicated to Faerieland’s gorgeous
|Karma Comes AroundSimply, if you
do something bad, a bad thing will happen to you. If you do something good,
a good thing will happen to you. Everyone wants good things to happen to them,
|Advanced Guide for Round Table PokerIt’s not a game that depends
entirely on luck. 60% of the game at least depends on your strategy and how much
you can read into others’ cards. |
|Make Your Neopet Happy!Having happy pets is fun.
But what is the easiest, fastest way to make your pet happy?|
|A Neopian's Guide to Christmas ShoppingFirst and most importantly MAKE A BUDGET! Start saving up for Christmas gift
|Interview with the Pant DevilThe Pant Devil, a villain widely known for his evil greed, theft, and treachery, has always been feared by many.
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|Beating Punchbag BobAll day pets beat him
up for trophies. Bob doesn't fight back; he's just a limp lump of cloth. But
the catch is that his hit points are high... |
|Undercover Stories: Is Sloth the Happiness Faerie?These are the recordings of a brave soul who went to discover the truth and
never returned. May her thoughts always rest in peace, for her mission was never
|The Search for the Gummy SlorgGummy Slorgs have a connection with actual slorgs. They resemble them perfectly,
even if they have a different smile and a particular color and flavor.|
|Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean,
if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of
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Not a sound was heard and not a single thing moved...