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A Guide to Whack-A-Ghost

Perhaps you've never gotten more than 200 points on this game. Perhaps the game simply creeps you out. If that is you, this guide could change your life. No, I mean it.

by kara611990
Gears and Cogs: World Challenges

Knowing these rules, with hints and tips along the way, will get you on your way to winning maps quickly and efficiently!

by sweetie_butterfly
Ruling the Universe

I pull a small notebook out of my pocket and scribble down a quick note: "Good doctor slightly self-centered, possibly egotistical."

by extreme_fj0rd
Café a la Faeries: a Restaurant of Beauty

Past Fyora Lane, in Downtown Faerie City, Faerieland, in the middle of Broadwing Street, there is a restaurant dedicated to Faerieland’s gorgeous cuisine.

by gustking15
Karma Comes Around

Simply, if you do something bad, a bad thing will happen to you. If you do something good, a good thing will happen to you. Everyone wants good things to happen to them, right?

by o_apollo_o
Advanced Guide for Round Table Poker

It’s not a game that depends entirely on luck. 60% of the game at least depends on your strategy and how much you can read into others’ cards.

by aquariss
Make Your Neopet Happy!

Having happy pets is fun. But what is the easiest, fastest way to make your pet happy?

by star869
A Neopian's Guide to Christmas Shopping

First and most importantly MAKE A BUDGET! Start saving up for Christmas gift giving...

by care_bear_lover_84
Interview with the Pant Devil

The Pant Devil, a villain widely known for his evil greed, theft, and treachery, has always been feared by many.

Also by 3dcourtney12044

by crazy_monkey_luver_3

Beating Punchbag Bob

All day pets beat him up for trophies. Bob doesn't fight back; he's just a limp lump of cloth. But the catch is that his hit points are high...

by hts30
Undercover Stories: Is Sloth the Happiness Faerie?

These are the recordings of a brave soul who went to discover the truth and never returned. May her thoughts always rest in peace, for her mission was never complete.

by accidence
The Search for the Gummy Slorg

Gummy Slorgs have a connection with actual slorgs. They resemble them perfectly, even if they have a different smile and a particular color and flavor.

by sexymichigangurl
Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?

I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean, if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of muck.

by korbatcutie14
 
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Ghostwhacking Guide



There was a pink Kacheek who accidentally wandered into a graveyard somewhere in the Haunted Woods. The Kacheek was frightened. Then he saw some ghost petpets. After that, he was petrified. Neopet's new game, Whack a Ghost, is one of the easiest games...



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Working for Jhudora
I am a Tyrannian Peophin who managed to successfully complete a few tasks for the dark faerie Jhudora and win her rare trust...

by xxnekoninjaxx

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Plushie Love
"What do you have in mind, dear?" asked the Faerie Queen, her fingertips together, looking intent...

by animalnutz1993

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Murgoh: Part Four
Finally, he opened his eyes. The image was an orange blur at first, but it cleared quickly, and he saw a small fire, burning happily with a fresh pile of sticks. Looking around he realized that he was in a cavern of some sort...

by zephandolf

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The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part Two
Bren took in this episode with a smile of relief and amusement. "My friend," he said to the Ruki, "you indeed talk of strange events. I reckon you must have quite a tale to tell..."

by kublakhan27

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Starry Stuff
And he's doing pretty well...

Also by xtedelindax

by marilltachiquin


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Deja Vu
Pencils, and tutus, and ghosts, oh my!

by eilatan175



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