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|A Guide to Whack-A-GhostPerhaps you've never gotten more than 200 points on this game.
Perhaps the game simply creeps you out. If that is you, this guide could change
your life. No, I mean it. |
|Gears and Cogs: World ChallengesKnowing these rules,
with hints and tips along the way, will get you on your way to winning maps
quickly and efficiently!|
|Ruling the UniverseI pull a small notebook out of my pocket and scribble down a quick note: "Good
doctor slightly self-centered, possibly egotistical."|
|Café a la Faeries: a Restaurant of BeautyPast Fyora Lane, in Downtown Faerie City, Faerieland, in the middle
of Broadwing Street, there is a restaurant dedicated to Faerieland’s gorgeous
|Karma Comes AroundSimply, if you
do something bad, a bad thing will happen to you. If you do something good,
a good thing will happen to you. Everyone wants good things to happen to them,
|Advanced Guide for Round Table PokerIt’s not a game that depends
entirely on luck. 60% of the game at least depends on your strategy and how much
you can read into others’ cards. |
|Make Your Neopet Happy!Having happy pets is fun.
But what is the easiest, fastest way to make your pet happy?|
|A Neopian's Guide to Christmas ShoppingFirst and most importantly MAKE A BUDGET! Start saving up for Christmas gift
|Interview with the Pant DevilThe Pant Devil, a villain widely known for his evil greed, theft, and treachery, has always been feared by many.
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|Beating Punchbag BobAll day pets beat him
up for trophies. Bob doesn't fight back; he's just a limp lump of cloth. But
the catch is that his hit points are high... |
|Undercover Stories: Is Sloth the Happiness Faerie?These are the recordings of a brave soul who went to discover the truth and
never returned. May her thoughts always rest in peace, for her mission was never
|The Search for the Gummy SlorgGummy Slorgs have a connection with actual slorgs. They resemble them perfectly,
even if they have a different smile and a particular color and flavor.|
|Why Do We Kiss Mortogs?I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean,
if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of
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She was not musical or artistic. She couldn't draw and her writing wasn't good. She barely passed her classes in school and was always teased. So every year for her owner's birthday, Arya could never find anything to give to her...
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I am a Tyrannian Peophin who managed to successfully complete a few tasks for the dark faerie Jhudora
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It was a cool autumn day, the first of many
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|Blessing: Part Four|
Allara stared blankly at the most powerful ruler
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of the being that stood before her...