|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 218 | 2nd day of Celebrating, Y7
|An Inconspicuous Guide: How to Write WellAs a hopeful writer myself, I have come to
the conclusion that the masses of Neopia can, in fact, benefit from a little guide
of basic rules...|
|The Perfect GiftThe perfect gift for your friend really depends on their personality. For
instance if they hate Dr. Sloth the worst gift would be an I love Dr. Sloth
|Grooming the Easy WayIs she saying
her dainty golden locks are always getting in her delicate little eyes? Well,
I have just the solution.|
|Guide for Healthy NeopetsIf your neopet isn’t healthy
or even if it is, you should keep reading, for some tips on keeping him or her
in good shape.|
|Yet MORE Happy Home HuntingWe're here again to show you everything
you didn't need to know about places to build a home!
Also by extreme_fj0rd
|A Ghost Whacker's How-To In this game, somebody's dearly beloved Petpet's
ghost pops out of the ground, and you whack it with a headstone. |
|Guilds - Which One is Right for You?This guide
is meant to help newcomers and oldtimers alike in better evaluating their options
and provide a somewhat deeper understanding of the more desirable features that
make up a great guild.
|Fetch! an Unofficial GuideEach of the levels gives you a certain amount of points when you make it out
of the maze with the ingredient. |
|Aquariums and Water Gardens: Lovely (and Cheap!) Fun But what to do
with them? The answer is build yourself a water garden and an aquarium!
|How to Enjoy Your Lucky Bone NecklaceWe put our heads
together and came up with quite a few great (and not so great) ways to have
fun with your Lucky Bone Necklace instead of just throwing it away. Enjoy! |
|The Loyal Bank SkeithFor most of us, he's just another green face in the crowd. We take him for granted,
never realizing how much he means to our lives and our bank accounts.|
|Once Upon a Time in Pet CentralThe Story Telling Competition is a competition in which a member of TNT begins
a story with a single paragraph. Each day, 1-2 new paragraphs are chosen that
best continue the story...|
|The Ultimate Guide to Usuki Frenzy-ingThere are three important factors that will contribute to your overall
score: time, memory, and luck. |
|Interviewing NeggsNow before our lovely little neggs take over the world (Mwhahaha!), let’s learn
about them. |
|Faerie Foods Galore!Everything you need to know, the good items, the bad, the values and much more...|
|Ruins Rampage: a Basic GuideRuins Rampage is a Grand Theft Ummagine style game, where your objective is
to retrieve the elusive Golden Scorchstone.|
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"Rain" by shadowcristal
The bleak sky hung over the whole area, cutting off every ray from the sun as it left drips and drops drumming on the ground. Heavy rain was falling, and far away the thunder rumbled like a hungry Symol's stomach. With her paws on the window, the young Eyrie stared...
Kayla, the owner, smiled. "Don't be afraid, Raine. Rain isn't something
bad. People say that it is refreshing and sweet..."
|Orbulon Has Landed|
Orbulon fell for a long time, and so he had
the opportunity to do a little gazing at the big blue planet, which was getting
bigger and bigger as time went on...
|Shadowchild: Part Four|
Dayne decided that she was glad that she wasn't the one who possessed such a coveted magic as the Storm - in stories, books, or legends,
owning unique magic was seemingly a blessing, but she now realized that in truth it was a curse in disguise...