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||Issue: 215 | 4th day of Storing, Y7
|Crashing Guide to Bumper CarsBasically, you are driving a car of red, green, yellow, or blue (you get to
choose), and your aim is to cause as much damage as possible to the other cars...|
|"I Fell off Faerieland" - and Other Wacky Excuses"Uhh," you falter, unsure how to explain your tardiness. You know what? It sounds like you could use a good excuse!
|UGGG! Huh?Tyrammet Village, so many mysteries, so many UGGGs. But what is the real story
behind the grass huts and simpleton folks?|
|The Pet Documentaries: the AcaraThe subject of my latest in-depth investigations is the Acara. Amongst fifty
introduced species of pets, the Acara is something of a favourite...|
|Through Taters, Cheese, and a Rather Mad Cheese ShopI set out for the fabled Games Room to find
the truth about the two enemy petpets. Was it all a hoax? Was it the darn truth?
|The Truth About Our Refillable FriendsSome of the pens want to help us and be our friend while
all the others want is revenge against the pencils.|
|High TimeIn examining the assorted worlds or nations
of Neopia, I realized that there seemed to be a rough but noticeable correspondence
between altitude and technological development -- or in some cases between altitude
and historical era.|
|Confused with Colors?Now, to choose the color of your pet (and this goes for petpets too) make sure
you know what kind of attitude, sense of humor, style and kindness you want
your pet to have.|
|Neohome for the HolidaysDecorating your Neohome for the season is
a real blast, especially when it comes to the latter half of the year. Both indoors
and outdoors, your Neohome can be the perfect canvas for showing off your Seasonal
|The Guide to Snacking in Neopia and BeyondMy Neopets and I have always been fond of venturing out for food at odd times.
We pull ourselves out of bed just after midnight and head out in search of food...|
|The Unknown Eating Habits Of CelebritiesI decided to make a list of some of the famous Neopians that might just be
snacking on those milk chocolate peophins daily...|
|Neopets TCG Awesome Decks: Negg-Tastic!Well, I know there are so many other Neopets TCG decks articles out there,
but they all cover different deck types. But have you seen one with a negg deck?|
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"I Fell off Faerieland"
Neoschool! That’s it! You rush up the steps, push open the door and race to your classroom, not pausing to catch your breath. All of your classmates have taken their seats and the teacher, a mean-faced Neopet with a short fuse, has already begun the lesson. She points to you and calls out your name. "Why are you late?"
Later that day he heard an eerie scraping
sound. SCCCCRAAAPE! He ignored it and went back to bed. The next night he heard
it again. SCRRAAPPE!
He was a very talkative young boy and I remember wondering if he would ever be quiet. Then he said something that I would never forget...