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A Day Off With Lawyerbot

You see, I’m right here in Lawyerbot’s room right now, and hopefully I’ll be spending one day of my lovely weekend following him...

by shadowcristal
Don't Eat Sloth's Fish!

Fish as food! The very idea! Could any pet enjoy eating something that is staring up at them with those huge, bulbous eyes that all the fish have?

by nut862
Ice Cream Machine - the Guide with Cherries on Top

This time the Ice Cream is out for revenge!

by travelerofneopia
MORE Happy Home Hunting

Yes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by year_of_the_fox

Count Von Roo: Why He REALLY Sleeps…

I am sure that most of the innocent Neopians out there are not even aware of Count Von Roo, who he is, or what he does.

by plutoplus1
The Books that Never Quite Made It

Have you ever wondered about the books that never made it into Neopia? Wondered about what troves of knowledge they hold?

by dominatore31
Cool (and Cheap) Toys to Buy for your Neopets

You and your pets are sitting inside your neohome, completely and utterly bored...

by lissie1118
Pterattack: Revamped

The game was revamped from the old version of Pterattack. The controls are the same from the old version, but there have been some changes, past the graphics.

by armadi
Weed It and Reap: a Beginner's Guide to Neogardening

Neogardening is an ancient and complex ritual that evolved on Mystery Island hundreds of years ago.

by pk_fire14
An Interview with the Desert Food Stall Grarrl

Hello, good reader, this is an interview with one of the most ignored half-heroes of Neopets, that Desert Food Stall Grarrl guy.

by dark_knights_sabre
What Started as a Day in Terror Mountain...

I suddenly came across an old issue of the Neopian Times. Yes, it was no other than “Neopian Times Issue 3.” No big deal, right?

by actress_to_be17
Ask the Experts

Me: So, Brucey! You’re the one who found the Lost Desert, right?

by androidvidel
 
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So, you're in Neopia Central, and you just realized: What in the world should you buy your pet?! There are tons of toys out there in Neopia!!! Well, I’m here to help. I will list some really great toys that will keep you and your Neopet busy for hours...



Other Stories


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Eliv Thade's Defeat
For as long as I could remember, I had worked for Thade at his old castle in the Haunted Woods...

by sikki_lo

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Define Happiness: a (Possible) History
"Faerie, why do you not smile?" a curious blue Kacheek once asked quietly, staring up at Baelia with intense black eyes. "You are the most beautiful in all of Neopia, surely you are happy."

by spaiirow

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: Avalon’s Apprentice - Part Seven
The Crokabek had returned with news for Scarback. The Kougra sat at a small stone table, leaning on his hind legs. There were four other Gelerts at the table as well, all looking worried...

by cpmtiger

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Midnight over Meridell: Part Five
"Illusen!" I gasped. She stood there, hands on hips, and looking very odd, as in one hand she had a spatula...

by ratling_guardian

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Shove that Block
We finally found one!

by plaquenil

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Apple for the Teacher
A treat within a treat if your teacher's a Lenny.

Art by x_b0b0_x

by patjade




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