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A Day Off With Lawyerbot

You see, I’m right here in Lawyerbot’s room right now, and hopefully I’ll be spending one day of my lovely weekend following him...

by shadowcristal
Don't Eat Sloth's Fish!

Fish as food! The very idea! Could any pet enjoy eating something that is staring up at them with those huge, bulbous eyes that all the fish have?

by nut862
Ice Cream Machine - the Guide with Cherries on Top

This time the Ice Cream is out for revenge!

by travelerofneopia
MORE Happy Home Hunting

Yes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by year_of_the_fox

Count Von Roo: Why He REALLY Sleeps…

I am sure that most of the innocent Neopians out there are not even aware of Count Von Roo, who he is, or what he does.

by plutoplus1
The Books that Never Quite Made It

Have you ever wondered about the books that never made it into Neopia? Wondered about what troves of knowledge they hold?

by dominatore31
Cool (and Cheap) Toys to Buy for your Neopets

You and your pets are sitting inside your neohome, completely and utterly bored...

by lissie1118
Pterattack: Revamped

The game was revamped from the old version of Pterattack. The controls are the same from the old version, but there have been some changes, past the graphics.

by armadi
Weed It and Reap: a Beginner's Guide to Neogardening

Neogardening is an ancient and complex ritual that evolved on Mystery Island hundreds of years ago.

by pk_fire14
An Interview with the Desert Food Stall Grarrl

Hello, good reader, this is an interview with one of the most ignored half-heroes of Neopets, that Desert Food Stall Grarrl guy.

by dark_knights_sabre
What Started as a Day in Terror Mountain...

I suddenly came across an old issue of the Neopian Times. Yes, it was no other than “Neopian Times Issue 3.” No big deal, right?

by actress_to_be17
Ask the Experts

Me: So, Brucey! You’re the one who found the Lost Desert, right?

by androidvidel
 
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"Eliv Thade's Defeat" by sikki_lo
He could spend a week on one, or crank out twenty a day when he was in top form. He would send them out to the rest of Neopia, and in return would come neopoints to keep the castle running. So during the day, he created. At night, he solved...




Other Stories


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Define Happiness: a (Possible) History
"Faerie, why do you not smile?" a curious blue Kacheek once asked quietly, staring up at Baelia with intense black eyes. "You are the most beautiful in all of Neopia, surely you are happy."

by spaiirow

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Eliv Thade's Defeat
For as long as I could remember, I had worked for Thade at his old castle in the Haunted Woods...

by sikki_lo

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Family Feud: Part One
Sarah walked over to the hut and knocked on the driftwood door. At the sound of paw steps approaching the door, she was abruptly overcome with a wave of intense shyness...

by alkuna_

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The Sought, the Sister, and the Sorceress: Part Two
"Correction: they wanted you. I just followed you from behind, but I was found out. Apparently, you're the Chosen One."

by animalnutz1993

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Poisonous Popcorn
PINK!!

by sukuyumaruchan

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Blue Slushie
Brain Freeze!

by op0site



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