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A Day Off With Lawyerbot

You see, I’m right here in Lawyerbot’s room right now, and hopefully I’ll be spending one day of my lovely weekend following him...

by shadowcristal
Don't Eat Sloth's Fish!

Fish as food! The very idea! Could any pet enjoy eating something that is staring up at them with those huge, bulbous eyes that all the fish have?

by nut862
Ice Cream Machine - the Guide with Cherries on Top

This time the Ice Cream is out for revenge!

by travelerofneopia
MORE Happy Home Hunting

Yes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by year_of_the_fox

Count Von Roo: Why He REALLY Sleeps…

I am sure that most of the innocent Neopians out there are not even aware of Count Von Roo, who he is, or what he does.

by plutoplus1
The Books that Never Quite Made It

Have you ever wondered about the books that never made it into Neopia? Wondered about what troves of knowledge they hold?

by dominatore31
Cool (and Cheap) Toys to Buy for your Neopets

You and your pets are sitting inside your neohome, completely and utterly bored...

by lissie1118
Pterattack: Revamped

The game was revamped from the old version of Pterattack. The controls are the same from the old version, but there have been some changes, past the graphics.

by armadi
Weed It and Reap: a Beginner's Guide to Neogardening

Neogardening is an ancient and complex ritual that evolved on Mystery Island hundreds of years ago.

by pk_fire14
An Interview with the Desert Food Stall Grarrl

Hello, good reader, this is an interview with one of the most ignored half-heroes of Neopets, that Desert Food Stall Grarrl guy.

by dark_knights_sabre
What Started as a Day in Terror Mountain...

I suddenly came across an old issue of the Neopian Times. Yes, it was no other than “Neopian Times Issue 3.” No big deal, right?

by actress_to_be17
Ask the Experts

Me: So, Brucey! You’re the one who found the Lost Desert, right?

by androidvidel
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Cheap But Neat

So, you're in Neopia Central, and you just realized: What in the world should you buy your pet?! There are tons of toys out there in Neopia!!! Well, I’m here to help. I will list some really great toys that will keep you and your Neopet busy for hours...

Other Stories


Eating Your Neopoints
But Min was hungry, and nothing would stop him from getting his meal. After several more bites he finally cracked the neopoint...

by mystery_island111223


Snow War III
Wes couldn't believe it. The blue Quiggle had been stranded out in Terror Mountain's outskirts for days with only his best friend...

by emperorzilk


Shades of Grey: Part Two
"It's no secret that we, the Dark Faeries, have been plotting a revolt against Faerieland for quite some time. I have not even tried to hide it, because it's a rumor that's been circulating for a while and rightfully so."

by cloudybliss


Escape: Part Three
Food was being passed around and many of the villagers were dancing in time to the clapping of their fellow's paws. A tinge of regret stung Valrigard...

by firedragon9078


Za Evil Zug Makaz Himm Craii
Translation: The Evil Bug Makes Him Cry

by lunarforest


Scholarly Thoughts
Going to the doctor isn't all that bad really...

by philandrew

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