|Neopia's Fill-in-the-blank News Source
||Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7
|Does the Snow Faerie Wear Shoes?Have you ever tried to observe the feet of a faerie? It would surprise you how many don't let you see their feet.|
|Petpet Cannonball: the GuideYou should get educated on how to play Petpet
Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide,
you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!|
|The History on Mystery (Island)Do you ever wonder how Mystery Island was started, and all of
the things that have led up to today, in Year 7? Well, now you can find out! |
|Dismissing the Myths About Sloth MinionsContrary to popular
belief, Sloth minions are not mindless drones who constantly boast about their
master's achievements. I am here to prove this.|
|The Art of Magma BlastingIn Magma Blaster, you play an Alien Aisha (not that you can see him on the
screen anyway) that is selflessly trying to save Tyrannian Neopets from being
squished under the smouldering rocks of impending doom.
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|The Annual Neopian Heroine ConventionThe whereabouts of the convention changes each year, and only those with invitations
are allowed to attend. |
|"Something Has Happened" Not Happening?Not long after you and your perfect pet arrive in Neopia, you’ll eventually cross
paths with the infamous yellow box at the top of a page that announces excitedly
“Something Has Happened.” |
|Flycatcher - a Guide to Licking the CompetitionWhat’s more evil than an army of Meepits, stronger than the toughest
attack Kadoatie, and scarier than Dr. Sloth in a bikini? |
|Defence Techniques for Custard PetsBut as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye
and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new
coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it
cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now! |
|Decoding Your Petpet's ActionsFigure out what your petpet's actions mean.
|3 Ways to Become Distinguished Enough for KelpBut if you're still longing for some of that exotic Maraquan
cuisine, then this article will help you become a distinguished patron - distinguished
enough to mosey on into Kelp without any kind of reservation.|
|The Guide to Stockmarket Jargon and Terms (Part II)For the second time, I’m
about to tell you more of the terms, phrases and words to help you boost your
Stockin’ speech and make you the Savvy Investor we all want to be.|
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"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake...
|Kyrii Day Cake|
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|Serving the Sculptor|
To say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would
be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy;
his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...
|Escape from the Space Station: Part One|
My life began on the Virtupets Space Station.
I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who
wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was
work to be done...
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DeSoni smiled and rubbed his chest, which ached
a little like a bruise, but nothing more. It must've been only a level two.
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