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Does the Snow Faerie Wear Shoes?

Have you ever tried to observe the feet of a faerie? It would surprise you how many don't let you see their feet.

by master_1_jedi
Petpet Cannonball: the Guide

You should get educated on how to play Petpet Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide, you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!

by p0lkad0t3
The History on Mystery (Island)

Do you ever wonder how Mystery Island was started, and all of the things that have led up to today, in Year 7? Well, now you can find out!

by evanescent_pudding
Dismissing the Myths About Sloth Minions

Contrary to popular belief, Sloth minions are not mindless drones who constantly boast about their master's achievements. I am here to prove this.

by darkerstrife
The Art of Magma Blasting

In Magma Blaster, you play an Alien Aisha (not that you can see him on the screen anyway) that is selflessly trying to save Tyrannian Neopets from being squished under the smouldering rocks of impending doom.

Also by gigabit12163

by sum41girl2k

The Annual Neopian Heroine Convention

The whereabouts of the convention changes each year, and only those with invitations are allowed to attend.

by no1_tails_fan
"Something Has Happened" Not Happening?

Not long after you and your perfect pet arrive in Neopia, you’ll eventually cross paths with the infamous yellow box at the top of a page that announces excitedly “Something Has Happened.”

by vyddendarkblade
Flycatcher - a Guide to Licking the Competition

What’s more evil than an army of Meepits, stronger than the toughest attack Kadoatie, and scarier than Dr. Sloth in a bikini?

by robbob05
Defence Techniques for Custard Pets

But as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now!

by puppy200010
Decoding Your Petpet's Actions

Figure out what your petpet's actions mean.

by treehugger200096
3 Ways to Become Distinguished Enough for Kelp

But if you're still longing for some of that exotic Maraquan cuisine, then this article will help you become a distinguished patron - distinguished enough to mosey on into Kelp without any kind of reservation.

by manga_animegrl218
The Guide to Stockmarket Jargon and Terms (Part II)

For the second time, I’m about to tell you more of the terms, phrases and words to help you boost your Stockin’ speech and make you the Savvy Investor we all want to be.

by nyyankeesfan72
 
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"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake...




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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Lessons
"Miss Mareian!" Fizzen, the blue Lenny apprentice, called as he dashed over to the pirate Lupess. "Today's the day I finally get to work in the streets, right?"

by nimras23

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Vision Quest
When a villager of Geraptiku learned the arts of tracking, hunting, and survival, and was ready to have a voice among the worthy, he or she must prove that their knowledge was well-ingrained. And he or she must have a Vision.

by laurelinden

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Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Two
The Lupe nodded. "Well, can't we take a shortcut?" she asked, peering into a side alley. "Look, that alley is... diagonal..."

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by chocolateisamust


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Heather's New Home: Part Two
"No, that is my money I got for my birthday! Give that back!"

by fuzzeh_sonya

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Marshmallow Grundo
Mmmmm. Marshmallow....

by ickessler

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N3oW3IRD Episode 04
Wanna know something cool?

by neekko



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