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||Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7
|Does the Snow Faerie Wear Shoes?Have you ever tried to observe the feet of a faerie? It would surprise you how many don't let you see their feet.|
|Petpet Cannonball: the GuideYou should get educated on how to play Petpet
Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide,
you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!|
|The History on Mystery (Island)Do you ever wonder how Mystery Island was started, and all of
the things that have led up to today, in Year 7? Well, now you can find out! |
|Dismissing the Myths About Sloth MinionsContrary to popular
belief, Sloth minions are not mindless drones who constantly boast about their
master's achievements. I am here to prove this.|
|The Art of Magma BlastingIn Magma Blaster, you play an Alien Aisha (not that you can see him on the
screen anyway) that is selflessly trying to save Tyrannian Neopets from being
squished under the smouldering rocks of impending doom.
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|The Annual Neopian Heroine ConventionThe whereabouts of the convention changes each year, and only those with invitations
are allowed to attend. |
|"Something Has Happened" Not Happening?Not long after you and your perfect pet arrive in Neopia, you’ll eventually cross
paths with the infamous yellow box at the top of a page that announces excitedly
“Something Has Happened.” |
|Flycatcher - a Guide to Licking the CompetitionWhat’s more evil than an army of Meepits, stronger than the toughest
attack Kadoatie, and scarier than Dr. Sloth in a bikini? |
|Defence Techniques for Custard PetsBut as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye
and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new
coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it
cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now! |
|Decoding Your Petpet's ActionsFigure out what your petpet's actions mean.
|3 Ways to Become Distinguished Enough for KelpBut if you're still longing for some of that exotic Maraquan
cuisine, then this article will help you become a distinguished patron - distinguished
enough to mosey on into Kelp without any kind of reservation.|
|The Guide to Stockmarket Jargon and Terms (Part II)For the second time, I’m
about to tell you more of the terms, phrases and words to help you boost your
Stockin’ speech and make you the Savvy Investor we all want to be.|
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"Serving the Sculptor" by twirlsncurls5
You must think me quite brave to dare call upon such a creepy home as this. I have but one explanation: the stomach of an orphan child fears no strange kitchen and their soaked fur strays from no shelter. Besides, I had figured this disregarded place to be abandoned...
"Mom, Nelly buried my Usukis in the backyard again!"
a red Usul shrieked as she practically flew through the kitchen and into her owner's
arms. "Can we please sell him to our neighbors or something?"
When a villager of Geraptiku
learned the arts of tracking, hunting, and survival, and was ready to have a
voice among the worthy, he or she must prove that their knowledge was well-ingrained. And he or she must have a Vision.
|Ancient Neopia: Part Six|
He saw faint images of rogue Zafaras, running Kacheeks and
various fighting Neopets. He then reached the light and closed his eyes as he
leaped into it...