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Becoming a HTS Dealer, and Pushing Your Patience

Not many people mentioned that they gain neopoints by trading HTS, which is an abbreviation for Hard-to-Sell.

by kronosaurus
Fifty Reasons Why Pirates Pwn Thieves

Pirates pwn thieves. Without further ado, here’s fifty absolutely logical and un-debatable reasons why.

by cosmicfire918
Volcano Run: Does it Ever End?

There must be something at the end of that volcano, but I don’t think anyone wants us to know that!

by ginelga
But of Course I'm on the List!

Now there is a new food solution for all of you Choosy Chombies, Persnickety Peophins and Selective Skeiths that won’t give you a bellyache...

by mimed
Throwing Your Very Own Neopian Times Party

Step One: Who to Invite?

by iamfaq
A Grundo Chef's Legacy

Everyone who has eaten at Grundos knows how much Gargarox adores cooking, but that is pretty much all that anyone really knows about him...

by office_chick
Put Away Your Collection Jars

While it is admirable to set high standards and goals for yourself, you need to understand that that is exactly what you are doing: setting goals for yourself.

by reissue
TROTRODS - What does it mean?

I don’t think the last R stands for Revenge because Sloth has tried that approach way too many times. ;)

by neoliquidator
Petpet Cannonball

Here are the top ten reasons why shooting your petpet out of a cannon can be rather enjoyable...

by peace1070
Faerie Bubbles Guide

The key thing to remember in Faerie Bubbles is that almost every bubble can be used to your advantage in different situations.

by simsam24
Camouflage: It's the New Grey

Nothing will keep your little darling in the social circle like a fresh coat of camouflage.

by uggazew
25 Ways to Beat the Neopian Heat!!

I hear the water temperature at Kiko Lake is pleasantly cool this time of year...

by sevryn
Typing Terror Madness: a Guide

In comes a freakish array of clockwork Grundos with words printed on them. With your amazing skill you must type the words to trigger an explosion...

by gwenfrewi
 
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Now that summer is in full swing I bet you find yourself constantly looking for ways to escape the heat. Terror Mountain is suddenly a rather appealing place, whereas simply making that daily trip to Coltzan’s Shrine seems like an arduous journey. But never fear! For even on the hottest Neopian days...



Other Stories


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Promise
The Meerca named Jane hugged her best friend. "I promise you a battle." She smiled. "In five years."

by shadowcristal

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Eralta and Opessenc's Big Ixi Day
I groaned and turned over, facing the back of the couch, until something stirred in the back of my head - it was Ixi Day...

by ratling_guardian

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Andover's Quest: Part One
"Gammot?" Andover called softly. "You wanted to see me?"

by hermione_granger1899

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part Three
I asked for a doughnut and received one that was made of ice with just a little bit of sugar coating on the top. I glanced sideways at Damien when the chef turned his back...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Random Things
Not wanted.

by sky665

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The Quest
Congratulations! You just got a quest.

by wings_



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