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Neopian Etiquette

Have you ever stared across your fine brown wooden table to see a Neopet grabbing everything in their path, shoving it into their mouth?

Also by shadowcristal

by humblely

TC's Tutorials: Plots Vs. Storylines

Anyone can write a story with a storyline, it's as easy as that. However, it takes a talented or a patient, hard-working and well-practised writer to come up with an original plot.

by tambourine_chimp
A Walk in the Park - A Guide to 200m Peanut Dash

Being Elephantes, we have a soft spot for peanuts and so buy a bag to occupy us while at the park. The story of why and how we created our game started just like any other day...

by shoyru_lover91
Werelupes - Neopia's Fear and Awe

This wonderful, yet horrifying creature, the werelupe, is perhaps one of the most mysterious, feared, and awed creature in all Neopia.

by mistoffelees_cat
Rolling in the Neopoints

Turmac Roll is not a game where you have levels, or lives… (or a peashooter for that matter), so you just have to play the game in one try.

by sherailin
Rawkin' Neopia!

No one ever said making userlookups was a walk in the park, but no one ever said it was impossible either. Just keep a few simple things in mind...

by x_nimrod
Taelia: Guide to the Snow Faerie's Quests

Taelia gives me the items that I want after I complete her quest. How did I get those items from her, you ask?

by charmedandproud270
Hunting Down the Mystery Picture

The new mystery picture is out! But, where should you start? Where do you look?

by kitty_catz_rule
The Cap'n Speaks

The Swashbuckling Academy has been in existence for many a year now, and it be a fine institution, believe you me.

by pandabearb
Is Newer Really Better? [Part 1]

Change is good, isn't it? The old game wasn't as good anyway, and new is always better... oh, better graphics, too! Wow, new really is good... or is it?

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip

World Challenges

So... you’ve played Destruct-o-Match II every day, 3 times, for the last 6 weeks. Are you any good? Well now’s the time to find out!

by scribble
An Important Social Gathering

This is even bigger than the day the Chocolate Factory sprang a leak. Although, technically, that wasn’t actually planned.

by plllz
A Message from Punchbag Bob

It’s me, Punchbag Bob. You know, one of your possible opponents in the one-player Battledome?

by slamina83
A Guide to Usuki Frenzy

Sally’s parents are about to depart on their trip, trying to wait patiently for Sally to collect the rest of her things.

by katcrzy559
T.H.U.U.F.T.T.H.I.O.T.N.T.

131. Use it to make a suit of armor for yourself! Paper is the new iron, you know.

Also by dragonx325

by rosabellk

The "new" TNT: The Neopia Tabloids

NO fruit chias were hurt in the making of this article!

Also by fleecer

by shannie1997

A Beginner's Guide to Neggsweeper

The level of difficulty increases with each mode. Once you click on a mode to play, there are more things to learn!

by auturabalor
 
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Arnold's Cliché
"Please don't leave me!" Arnold cried dramatically...

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Siyana of Talador
I am a light faerie, a lady of Talador's High Council, or at least what is left of it after It came. My name is Siyana, and I'm the only thing my people have to count on...

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Mushroom for Phila: Part Three
Then the door opened very slowly. There was nobody in sight but the whispering got louder...

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part One
"I'm meeting some friends at the Slushie shop," Sabra replied. "I was hoping you could keep an eye on Comet for me?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Captain's Log
Lessons on being a pretty good pirate ;D

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