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Dear Roxy: Spaced Out

Dear Roxy: I'm leaving on a business trip soon and I have a problem. My Shoyru can't come with me...

by roxycaligirl101
A Novice's Guide to Beating the Swarm

There are walls, which you can hide behind, and these protect you from shots. However, hit them nine times, and they’re gone...

by spoonguardonline
The Great Neo-Adventure!

Well, here is your chance to turn the tables, take control and make your own mistakes!

by super_pleb
The Symol Hole: What It's REALLY Hiding

Then you’re sent a cheerful message of “That was fun! Maybe you can do the same thing again tomorrow!” Maybe it’s just me, but it seems too pleasant.

by sashamax
Why I Rescue Kadoaties

Your job is to launch as many Warfs as you can by parachute to reach and rescue those little Kadoaties.

by ezrhide
50 Reasons the Evil Fuzzles Will Rule Neopia

Ever wonder what it was thinking about that made it smile like that? I'll tell you. It's thinking about total Neopian domination. Forget that amateur Sloth...

by _l_t_e_
Tips for Creating (Your Own) Neopets Names

But what’s this?! You haven’t even chosen a name for your Neopet yet? And I thought you were responsible!

by kuer
Pirate Cave Making 101

Once you’ve figured out the entire game, you might as well get started on making your own level! On the game page, you may notice that there are a few links at the top...

by cheopspyramid
Neverending Boss Battle - the Guide

Welcome to the world of the Neverending Boss Battle, the newest game to hit the Neopian game room, that has players locked in a life or death struggle against the fiendish Dr. Sloth himself!

by lilshorty1496
Who Let The Petpets Out - Extreme Herder Tips

As soon as you hear that a petpet has been grabbed, turn and start heading towards the gate.

by fairy_daydreams
Pollution Solution

The number of useless and unwanted items in the world has suddenly skyrocketed, and the vicious cycle of rubbish repeats itself yet again with the introduction of masses of new trash...

by bonsai_penguin
Fishing -- The Weird and the Wonderful

Now, we'll go through this step by step. We're going on an undercover mission to get the inside scoop on fishing, you and I...

by pensill
 
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Trash Troubles



With the discovery of the Underwater Fishing Cavern in old Maraqua, comes the astonishing revelation of what litterbugs Neopians must be. The number of useless and unwanted items in the world has suddenly skyrocketed, and the vicious cycle of rubbish repeats itself yet again...



Other Stories


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The Visitor
The noise seemed to draw a swirling shape from the wall, which floated around the room above his head...

by eyeslikestars

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Darkest of Diamonds
There was no time left for Merri to protest. In the next instant the Maraquans were on them, roaring their challenge...

by icedesperado

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Cruor Stilla: Part Six
Be patient. Zackwel had said, in his own special way, that things were going perfectly, and she trusted him...

by eikomei

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EndingArrow: Part Four
"Truthfully, I don't see her much," replied the Lupe. "She's a little…weird."

by sara_mossflower

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A Storm and a Kite
When there's a wind, there's a way...

by ssjelitegirl

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The Resistance
Oh no, not Boochi!

by melodiq



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