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Neopets TCG: Plushietastic!

This deck, while adorable, can be a little complicated to play...

by neopian_queen_liana
Insert Title Here

Many people will be drawn to interesting and creative titles rather than boring, bland, or overused ones.

by fierwym
6 Plans You Can Use to Escape the Ray Gun

I will tell you plans that could be effective in avoiding a potentially gruesome (and cute at the same time, I do call them CUTE little piles of sludge, after all) situation...

by angel_aisha_
Meepit vs. Feepit: a Guide to the Avatar

My personal favorite is the Fire Meepit, with its Comet Skullbash attack. All of their combos are fun to watch, but NOT fun to be hit by...

by darkwolf__untamed
Inedible Food

To prevent accidents involving the Weapon/Food items, I have created this article so you know what foods to be wary of and what foods to feed your face with...

by tigerfanatic33
A Comprehensive Guide to High Society in Neopia

One must know that there are certain hobbies that they should partake in if they wish to be accepted into the right class of Neopians...

by plllz
How to Be a Neodeck Card Collector

Neodeck cards. Their popularity seems to have lessened recently, but there are still a few people out there who collect them...

by _falling_star___
The Top 11 Ways to Survive a Power Outage

...and maintain sanity in the process...

by auntfalcor
How to Shop for a Queen

When it comes to a really special someone, or even royalty (which in turn can be the same thing for some people, and not literally), buying almost anything can seem like a hassle!

by lilshorty1496
Neverending Boss Battle – THE GUIDE OF DOOM

You play as a brave Neopian, fighting to save his planet from an un-destroyable ship. You will never be able to stop him, but Neopia will...

by moo92166
 
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"The Meepit Named Little Meepie" by puppers237
"Aw, Missy, can't ya just hold it?" Moonshine said, almost shoving it into my banana colored paws. I shuddered and looked the other way. I don't know why, but Meepits just creep me out...




Other Stories


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Bedtime Story
'We must evacuate. This storm is going to destroy the entire Lost Desert,' the princess thought.

by mistiehall

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The Magic Paw
Frika slowly parted the branches and stared into it. It was a glowing puddle of water...

by chibichix

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Home < High Seas: Part Three
 Desterenel, however, wasn't all that thrilled. She had been perfectly happy, falling asleep to the sounds of pirates grumbling, muttering, fighting, and singing...

by destervetha

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EndingArrow: Part Three
I gazed up at the moon, only the thinnest crescent visible. What had happened back at the tavern?

by sara_mossflower

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Speck the Speckled
I think it was a bad idea...

by cheetah_kougra

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Yup, it's me!
Was Coltzan a good king?

by j_ja_l_2003



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