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Journeys Through the Concert Hall: 2 Gallon Hatz

I'm sort of a musical guy. Therefore, it's only logical that I should bombard the Tyrannian Concert Hall every day of my pathetic life...

by tojiiru
Go, Go, Go, but How Far???

I'm sure everyone knows about the game Go! Go! Go!, but how far can you really go in this game?

by deandco
Attack of the Revenge! ArRrRr!!

I see you be comin 'ere for some advice to keep them plundering pirates off your ship! Well, I can help ye out...

by dejiablos
It’s Not What You Think: Turmaculus

We’ve all heard of the Turmaculus, the giant Turmac that spends his time lying face down in the middle of Meridell, but do any of us really know what goes on inside the mind of this mighty petpet?

by freakogamer91
For Faellies

I am proud to be a Faellie, proud of my big ears, small nose, and especially of my testy personality. So I’m going to do something about these detestable rumors...

by charmedhorses
The Annual Neopian Villains Convention

Yes, this convention sure is going to be a big one, all right. I mean, they’re giving away free piles of sludge!

by skittleiciousgirl
A Quick Guide to Free the Crops

Everywhere you turn, you can see those small, slimy petpets. It’s like an invasion...

by s57v58
Food Club: A Guide for Beginners

Do you like the idea of 20 pirates stuffing themselves silly just so that you can make a little bit more? Then Food Club is definitely the game for you!

by blobenterprises
Misleading Motives: The Money Tree's Secrets

With all of this generosity and fame, how could anyone ask the question, "Is the Money Tree evil?"

by mike2003ekim
Swarm - The Bugs Strike Back - Guide

The basis of the game is that you, a Wocky, have a job to do, and a swarm of evil fire spitting bugs aren’t making your day any easier.

Also by undeadfortune

by jeffc_7227

The Fetch! Trap

Victims often run from one side of the maze to the other following this searching pattern and often double-back, instantly forgetting they have already checked that area...

by maryon2001
Be Adverted

My quest is different; I decided to pay attention to those adverts for once and examine them to find out who were Sloth accomplices...

by imogenweasley
 
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He's my Spardel, good little dog, always does what I tell 'im. Now you're thinking, why would I want such a stupid petpet? Right? Listen here, Charley ain't stupid...




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Drenched in Grey
Ten years she had used her powers, and the power of others, to blacken the Sun, to keep the warmth but darken the light. Ten years she had had to reconsider, but never did...

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A Friend Indeed
The reason I was in a rush was simple: I was on a job from the Faerieland Employment Agency. My task was to find two copies of 'Nerkmid Mania' and I only had 16 minutes to find and give them to my boss.

by xtrat

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For The Life of a Pirate: Part Three
She tried to calm herself down, telling herself that there were a lot of orange Krawks and that most of them were probably pirates. But she couldn’t shake the feeling that she had a clue at last, after years of fruitless search...

by nut862

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Harmless Wishes: Part Four
Sweat poured down his fruity face. His heart drummed inside his chest. The Lupe smiled at him. A famished smile. Chi gulped...

by ladyariel32

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Demented Random Events
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