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Feepits: Will they REALLY save us from the Meepits?

If you’re like most Neopians, right now you’ll be screaming that the Almighty Feepits will save us...

by sarme99
Exclusive: Captain Threelegs Unveiled

The TRUE story about the notorious Captain Threelegs, in an exclusive interview!

by cold_wolf_hockeygrl
Sloth's Newest Plot

When I saw the Happiness Faerie appear in the Gallery of Heroes, I thought it my duty as a Neopian Times reporter to get the dirt, so to say, on this faerie who looks like Sloth...

by a_fowl_rox
Secrets of the Game Graveyard

Good evening and welcome to this special news bulletin. Gracie the Grarrl here, reporting to you live from the ominous Game Graveyard nestled deep inside the Haunted Woods...

by sum41girl2k
Techniques for Advanced Stock Investing

Where else can you set your NP and, with a few smart moves, watch your investment double or triple in value?

by leb388
A Guide for Future NT Stars

Cool! They wanted *me* to give out writing tips! I made a mistake though: I said “sure” right on the boards. Never do that on the boards, not with something like this...

by fierwym
50 Secret Avatars That Will Never Be Released: Part Two

The ‘Nobody Likes Me’ Avatar: Ever wonder why so many guilds only have one member? It’s because they are trying to get this secret avatar.

Also by pseudo

by harper_1618

Clay - Could it be the New Grey?

Fads in Neopia run rampant and then just fade away. Can pet colors do the same? I suppose so. So does that mean that clay will be the new grey? Let’s just ponder that for a moment.

by pyrosgf
The Doughnutfruit Critic

What is so appealing about these simple fruits that our little petpet pals are willing to bounce around all day just to get their hands on some? Have Woogy and Jimmi really hit on something big?

by _l_t_e_
Hubrid's Hero Heist - The Guide

While the points rewarded for a successful game may be low, the replay value alone should appeal to even those that normally cross the street to avoid Flash games...

Also by jeffc_7227

by undeadfortune

NeoQuest II: The Technical Part

Perhaps you find yourself going to the Puzzles section and then choosing a little game called NeoQuest II, and entering a chaotic Neopia to slay monsters after that...

by shadowcristal
TC’s Tutorials: Create that Character!

Plain and simply; no character – no story, you just can’t write even the simplest of tales without one, let alone the amazing epic you have in mind!

by tambourine_chimp
 
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A Tasting Spree



We all know and love out bouncing Hasee friends Woogy and Jimmi. There they go, flying through the air with the help of their seesaw, grabbing at the doughnutfruits as they fly by. But what is so appealing about these simple fruits that our little petpet pals are willing to bounce around all day just to get their hands on some?...



Other Stories


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The Gracklebug and the Grarrl
The heat was getting to Beth as the sun rose higher and higher in the sky. It was soon noon, and the Grarrl's stomach begun to growl. She shook her head and muttered 'gracklebugs' as she looked for them...

by shadowcristal

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Addicted to Beauty
"You know," she said, "you really wouldn't look so bad with a little makeup and maybe a new hairdo."

by twirlsncurls5

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Rebel's Initiation: Part One
On this particular day the Cap'n found himself breaking into another tale popular with his classes. In brooding tones and with ominous eyes, he told the students about a fleet of pirates from "this very island" who had stumbled upon a seemingly mythical city beneath the water...

by kublakhan27

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Savak: The Redemption - Part Seven
“Savak,” Kaylee said softly. “I…I’ve wondered, ever since I saw my daughter on Mystery island…how long have you cared for her?”

by zephandolf

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neoDizzy "Inspirashun"
I was inspired.

by linzee27

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Spooky
You have a new quest!

by ghostkomorichu



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