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Evil Plots 101: How to Properly Plan an Evil Plot

It seems no matter how a villain attacks Neopia nowadays, there is always a way to foil his or her plans and a pesky hero to find that way...

by milena03
Wiggle Your Way to Dubloons

There it is, shining away right before your eyes, the avatar of your dreams. Also known as the Smuggler’s Dubloon avatar, you loathe and envy anyone who has it before you...

by plutoplus1
At the Top of Terror Mountain: Armin

Dressed in bundles of clothing, two figures that looked vaguely familiar hustled up Terror Mountain. Yes, it's another Rachel and Hu interview...

Also by hottamale0774

by humblely

X-Treme Dice-A-Rooing... Sort Of

Sure you may expect this article to be a fun story on ways to make Dice-A-Roo fun, but it’s kind of hard to do that...

by o_apollo_o
Space Faerie: Just an Ordinary Neopian?

Is there more to this inhabitant of Neopia than what meets the eye?

by unknown_xx
The History Of the Lost Desert (Or Lack Thereof)

Although Meridell always has a historian with an empty book around, the Lost Desert is extremely picky with writing down history...

by wolfwoods_widow
50 Battledome Items That We Can Be Glad Do Not Exist

"Next thing we know there’s going to be a sloth ray gun which turns your opponent’s weapons into sludge put out there!"

Also by yudyi123

by mirissister

10 Things You Should Never Do/Ask/Say to Queen Fyora

I wish someone had told me before I actually had to go through the results myself... For the results are pretty painful. Anyways, just read on. If you dare...

by legilis
Fyora: In The Eyes Of Her Subjects

We Neopians know quite a lot about Queen Fyora, or do we?

Also by precious_katuch14

by shadowcristal

Breaking into the Hidden Tower

What does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the finest materials: asparagus and dung.

by springsteen0991
 
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Breaking In



What does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the finest materials: asparagus and dung. Yes, we would all just love to snatch just one of these rare items up for ourselves, but how?...



Other Stories


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Lola's Love
Robin had never cried. No tears, no reaction. Just……numb. Numb, all over. Or maybe that was because it was raining.

by sunrise1234

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A Gift for Fyora
"Oh, Percy today has been horrible! No one remembered it was Fyora Day. I just had to work, work, work!"

by hottamale0774

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Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part Two
Appreciative laughter from the pirates. Hannah smiled, tapping her paw on the table impatiently. She was going to win this round, and the one tomorrow too. Then they'd see what a girl Usul could do!

by extreme_fj0rd

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Khalid's Pride: Part Two
Khalid groaned. Why couldn't he escape Anya even in dreams? He worried about her in real life enough, didn't he?

by ladyariel32

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Starry Stuff
OMG!! Cheeseeeee!!!

by marilltachiquin

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Mootix Madness - #4 Home Sweet Home
I've always wondered how the vermins in your pet's fur would take a shake like this *lol*

by leoness



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