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||Issue: 193 | 2nd day of Relaxing, Y7
|Evil Plots 101: How to Properly Plan an Evil PlotIt seems no matter how
a villain attacks Neopia nowadays, there is always a way to foil his or her plans
and a pesky hero to find that way...|
|Wiggle Your Way to DubloonsThere it is, shining away right before your eyes, the avatar of
your dreams. Also known as the Smuggler’s Dubloon avatar, you loathe and envy
anyone who has it before you...|
|At the Top of Terror Mountain: ArminDressed in bundles of clothing, two figures that looked vaguely
familiar hustled up Terror Mountain. Yes, it's another Rachel and Hu interview... |
Also by hottamale0774
|X-Treme Dice-A-Rooing... Sort OfSure you may expect this article to be a fun story on ways to make
Dice-A-Roo fun, but it’s kind of hard to do that...|
|Space Faerie: Just an Ordinary Neopian?Is there more to this inhabitant of Neopia than what meets the eye?|
|The History Of the Lost Desert (Or Lack Thereof)Although Meridell always has
a historian with an empty book around, the Lost Desert is extremely picky with
writing down history...|
|50 Battledome Items That We Can Be Glad Do Not Exist"Next thing we know there’s going to
be a sloth ray gun which turns your opponent’s weapons into sludge put out there!"|
Also by yudyi123
|10 Things You Should Never Do/Ask/Say to Queen FyoraI wish someone had told me before I actually
had to go through the results myself... For the results are pretty painful. Anyways,
just read on. If you dare...|
|Fyora: In The Eyes Of Her SubjectsWe Neopians know quite a lot about Queen Fyora, or do we?|
Also by precious_katuch14
|Breaking into the Hidden TowerWhat does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless
dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the
finest materials: asparagus and dung.|
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Who Is She?
Purple everywhere, glowing orbs and loud cheers signify that it is Fyora Day. The great Faerie herself is still in her tower, fast asleep as the sun rises over Neopia. Many stories have been told about her, and she has been interviewed quite a few times...
Robin had never cried. No tears, no reaction.
Just……numb. Numb, all over. Or maybe that was because it was raining.