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||Issue: 191 | 21st day of Hunting, Y7
|The NeoQuest II Guide To Fighting Multiple OpponentsTaking down single baddies is easy, right? Especially when it’s
one against four...
Also by chia625_2001
|The Breadmaster SpeaksI am the Breadmaster!
Stop making fun of me! The Breadmaster is my real name! You new employees are
going to be hard to train, I can see it already...|
|The Essential Guide to TCG Deck-BuildingBuilding a TCG deck can be challenging. It’s taken me an extremely long time to
perfect my deck, and believe me; it’s nowhere near being completed...|
|Mastering Bilge DiceBilge Dice has to be one of the finest games there is to choose
from. Once you master it, you can
effortlessly earn up to 5K each day from this game alone...|
|Negg Sweeper - The Game You Didn’t Know AboutNegg Sweeper is a game that most Neopians look right pass, without giving it a second thought. All that should change.|
|Magic or Mud?I always wonder about new "junk" items that flood neopia. Are they
really just a worthless item, a piece of junk? Should I collect 1000 of them,
or should I sell off as many as I can and avoid them like the plague?|
|The Lost Desert ExplorationThe Lost Desert is an amazing place, though not for snow-painted
Neopets and Ice Boris, but otherwise you’ll just get a spot of sunburn. Don’t
forget the sunscreen!|
|The Deserted Fairground: Chilling or Charming?I just can’t understand why The Deserted Fairground is deserted!
I mean, fair enough, if it wasn’t the name wouldn’t really work but... still.|
|Enjoying Spring Spring is known as
a period of renewal, and to do that, I have wrote a little guide of some Neopets
things that you and your pets will enjoy...|
|How To Read a Book: Neopets StyleReading will and has become something
of a habit, instead of the exciting adventure it should be. Fortunately, there
are ways to help reverse this decline and bring reading in Neopia back into every
family’s life. |
|Fuzzles of DoomYou probably played it once or twice before, earning around 30 points a level,
dying at level 3 or 4, right? Well, this will help a lot! |
|Holidays That Didn't Make ItThis very
informative article will (hopefully) inform you of the Neopian holidays that didn’t
make it to the New Features page...|
|More Reasons To Boycott The Tongue ShrinkersIt is a bit different, but it
is an equivalent to the previous; however, the threats, are getting more serious...
Also by moonila32
|Neopian Acronyms: A Basic GuideWe've all experienced it, anyone who is new to Neopets is bound to
have trouble understanding all the acronyms that are carelessly thrown around
by more experienced users...|
|Audition, Schmaudition!I am at the Soup Faerie Kitchen right now where the Soup Faerie, that gentle
kind soul, is holding auditions for “The Kougra, the Witch and the Wardrobe”,
a theatrical production she is sponsoring for the benefit of the hungry Neopets
in Neopia. |
|Unfortunately, 100 More Stupid, Cheesy, Useless, Rejected Neopian Times TitlesThese titles should never be used with the fear of getting rejected by the almighty
Snowflake. Please don’t try this at home, kids!
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"The Power in a Name" by imogenweasley
This Eyrie was no common Eyrie. He had no name. He had been raised by a group of earth faeries from the day he was born...
Eupheria had been here, that was one thing for
sure. But she wasn't here now and the bucket that she was supposed to bring
water to us with was down in the well, out of anyone's reach. What had happened?