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Conquering Freaky Factory

So maybe you're a trophy/avatar collector, and Freaky Factory has remained elusive. Or perhaps you're a Plushie Tycoon addict and must compulsively build toys between updates (I've heard that such people actually exist!). Well, here I am to help you get started!

by sillybonnie
A Simple Guide to Winning the Poetry Competition

This dandy guide contains info about the contest and poetry writing in general, in order to help all Neopian poets!

by kitokat_mh
Interview with Snargan: The Skeith behind the Game

It’s caused both tears of joy and tears of sorrow in more hopeful Neopians than you might think. Double or Nothing is a game solely dependant on luck – and, of course, the size of the player’s purse.

by really_awesome_d00d
10 Things Neopets Do To Get Attention

I am here to inform you about bad things Neopets do. Remember, most of the time they do it for attention. But once in a while, remind them the difference between good attention and bad attention...

by patricia4112
The Real Enemy...Feepits

I have read many an article on Neopets, and everyone thinks the same thing, Meepits are evil, hypnotic creatures that wish to take over Neopia. That is not true, for you are all missing the REAL enemy...

by marenaanne
99 Ways To Tell If You Are Addicted To NeoQuest II

Do you skip every other game…most especially flash ones, in favor of a certain game that is divided into five acts, chock-full of monsters, heroes and heroines and extremely challenging to your mind and fingers?

Also by chia625_2001

by precious_katuch14

What They Don't Tell You About Usuki Frenzy...

You look at the bottom of that screen trying to see which Usukis to gather, but you can’t seem to get the right ones in a good enough time to get a trophy! Frustrated, right?

by x_rooster_x
The Music Lover’s Guide to Concerts

A compilation of reviews, ratings, and other information about all the Neopian bands!

by snapple_princess
User Lookups Made Easy(er)

What is it about user lookups that makes people spend hours writing tedious code to perfect them? Well, we all know that people tend to respect users who have nice user lookups. However, user lookups also play a different role as well, by telling a lot about the user...

by wolfdragon316
Juicing the Meepits

Meep.... Meep... Rawr!

by _shakky_
Beginners Guide to Hyperactive Myncis

It might not be as popular as games go, and maybe not all that fun if you're looking for some action – but the point is, it gives you an avatar. And that’s more than enough for us crazy avatar collectors to obsess over this game, yes? YES!

by faeriegurl4lyfe
Chia Bomber 2 – The Guide

Poor Geoffrey. What is a Chia to do when groups of angry Neopets come storming into town, with mud slinging bazookas! Why, retaliate with water balloons of course!

by undeadfortune
Your First Complete Guide to Game: Meepit vs Feepit

"Meepit versus Feepit" is an action game. In this game, you control the Blue Feepit throughout the stages...

by aquariss
 
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"Meepit versus Feepit" is an action game. In this game, you control the Blue Feepit throughout the stages. There are 5 stages in all, namely Blue Meepit, Dung Meepit, Faerie Meepit, Tyrannian Meepit and Fire Meepit. The purpose of the game is to beat up the Feepits and score...



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The Power of Song
"I mean, I understand people talking and using their voices, but singing like that?" Kamira frowned. "Please... now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll take a little promenade to get that echo out of my ears."

by shadowcristal

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Zeke, Rupe and The Neopian 3000
Standing back and wiping his brow, the shadow Ruki gave his new creation a scrutinised once-over...

by tambourine_chimp

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A Pirate's Life for Me: Part Three
That night Dani couldn't sleep. The rain pelted the window mercilessly, and she simply laid there listening. When she found that it was no use trying to go to sleep, she slowly pulled down the bed sheets, and climbed out of the cot.

by jennyfoos221

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Heroes: Part One
Everyone knows who Merrel is, every criminal in Neopia at least. He's the protector of the "weak", but in this case protector of the week. He was a Kougra, supposedly, but I had never seen him, neither had any of my buds...

by orginalcliche

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Scary Berry
AAAH! It's hideous!

Art by shadih_temporary

by brittgirl120


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Ironies of Neopia
New and improved :-)

Also by shadih_temporary

by blubblub317




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