|Neopia's Fill-in-the-blank News Source
||Issue: 183 | 26th day of Running, Y7
|My Warf Ate My Homework: Problem PetpetsHas your Krawkadon eaten everything in your Neohome, including your sofa? Does your Pinklet have a bit of a gambling problem? |
|The Avatar Depression IIGreat sequels always come second… ^_^|
|NNLHT: Dental HygieneMy job is to
teach you, the reader, how to make sure your pets properly brush their teeth.
I will teach you everything you need to know.|
|The Anti-List ListEvery week, as we eagerly flip open our subscription of the Neopian Times,
we will see that there is bound to be at least one article featuring a list
|How to Become a Raiders of Maraqua Master!Of course, the Raiders of Maraqua avatar has been out for quite a while now,
but with the new Maraqua plot (go Maraqua!!), what better way to show your support for the watery world? |
|Top Ten Ferocious Pet SpeciesDid you ever want to know about the most ferocious Neopians?
Well not Neopians, pet species.|
|Dice Escape: A Guide to SuccessThe aim of the game is to have your dice land on the finishing space with the number on top of the dice matching the number on the finishing space.|
|Questing Mania, or How to Survive the Quest NeoBoardMost of the users on Neopets will advise you to keep the quests you get, since
(usually) the rewards outweigh the inconvenience of not being able to use the
|Ready! Aim! Fire!!!Quite possibly the most wanted and admired game avatar around.
Whether it's that cool turtum, or just showing off that you got 230+ points in
the game makes this avatar a really nice on to add to your collection. |
|Petpet ExaminerToday, we are examining a horned, flying masterpiece
– the Bartamus. I will go through several points about them, and by the end
you should have a pretty good idea about how they look, act, and much more.|
|User Lookup ManiaWhat is it about user lookups that gets everyone going? Is it really worth it
to spend so much time working with HTML and coding to make your lookup “webpage
|Invaders and Foes: The Easter CybunnyScrumptious and completely safe candies!
I mean, they’re from a stranger, so obviously they’re safe, right? |
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|Too Dark for Darigan|
The Grarrl glanced out of a window and frowned. An inky darkness filled
the sky, with not one star in sight. It had always been that way, just as Lord
Darigan had always been afraid of the dark since his return.
|Meuka - True Past Unveiled|
"Wherever you are, I will find you, and help
you," Miika said bravely though the bravery was not his own. It seemed miraculous
that Miika was going to look for somebody when he had just heard such a terrible
cry in the middle of a forest, late at night.