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Guide to Naming

When creating an account, whether it’s a spare or gallery account, make it original!

by impl0de
The Great Neopian Conspiracy

Parts of this plan have already been discovered but never related. I am here to make these connections and show you the real threat to our world.

by _palma_olive_
A Need for Flea Collars?

Those poor petpets…having to deal with an itchy rash all the time because the tiny creature causing it is too cute.

by youkos_lil_fox
The Neopian Exaggerator: Jeran Caught in Chocolate Heist!

This week, the dedicated team of one, has worked hard to bring you some of the latest gossip on one of the most influential Neopians and discovered some startling facts. Who is this Neopet and what did they do?

by hermione32606
Your Groovy Guide to Extreme Potato Counter!

If you're tired of counting those boring potatoes in straight rows and columns, tired of counting as fast as you can, only to be told you're wrong, tired of that yellow Kacheek potato farmer, then it's time for you to try EXTREME Potato Counter.

by babyazndragon
Neoschool Survival #2: Translating Teacher-Talk

Typical teachers, they never mean what they say. If that's the case, how're we supposed to learn anything valuable from them?

by tambourine_chimp
Bell’s Field Guide to Neopets Graphic Design

I will be explaining to you how to create awesome graphics to beautify your petpage and enhance your userlookup’s appearance.

by belldandy213
The Life and Times of the Money Tree

If the Money Tree wasn’t there, where would we go to donate? The majority of us are far too busy with our own plans of world dominat- erm…far too busy with our own plans to go out of our way to donate.

by neo_april
The Basic Glossary of NeoQuest II Terms

Kat, your resident NQII addict and master-in-training is ready to give you the list of commonly, rarely, and not-all-the-time used terms, names and other quirks related to NQII...

by precious_katuch14
Something Fishy (And it's not Maraqua!)

Has anyone else ever wondered why on earth the Negg Faerie needs a Fish Negg? It's not like there are a lot of fishing spots around Terror Mountain, what with the place being frozen all year long. *shifty eyes*

by faeriegurl4lyfe
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"Horrors of the Bathroom" by precious_katuch14
The horrible gray and black toilet did not only have huge teeth that displayed themselves when anyone raised the cover, but also horrible red lips...

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Jhudora: The True Story
"Oh yes, go consult with your Queen," said Malexa who had been watching Jhudora through her Crystal Ball. "I'll be waiting."

by wiseowl1


Horrors of the Bathroom
"Come on, guys," said Kat earnestly. "Now how bad can it be? It's not like it will drown, bite or smite us, right? It's just a toilet!"

by precious_katuch14


Snowglobe: Part Three
Ria didn't deserve the coupon, but maybe...did Hannah belong to her? Cy had given her the Neopoints, hadn't he? Yes, the doll belonged to her. Hannah was hers.

by cyborg8000


Hannah Meets Hannah: Part Five
"It's pure magic," sighed Hannah. "I can't break it unless I have a magic wand or something…" She sighed lightly. "I wonder if Hannah Jewel is looking down at us right now…"

by alicia_jewel


Hannah and the Ice Caves - Messed Up

by sapphire123208


Not Just Another Neopet
Brush up?

by everybody_say_moo

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