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Guide to Naming

When creating an account, whether it’s a spare or gallery account, make it original!

by impl0de
The Great Neopian Conspiracy

Parts of this plan have already been discovered but never related. I am here to make these connections and show you the real threat to our world.

by _palma_olive_
A Need for Flea Collars?

Those poor petpets…having to deal with an itchy rash all the time because the tiny creature causing it is too cute.

by youkos_lil_fox
The Neopian Exaggerator: Jeran Caught in Chocolate Heist!

This week, the dedicated team of one, has worked hard to bring you some of the latest gossip on one of the most influential Neopians and discovered some startling facts. Who is this Neopet and what did they do?

by hermione32606
Your Groovy Guide to Extreme Potato Counter!

If you're tired of counting those boring potatoes in straight rows and columns, tired of counting as fast as you can, only to be told you're wrong, tired of that yellow Kacheek potato farmer, then it's time for you to try EXTREME Potato Counter.

by babyazndragon
Neoschool Survival #2: Translating Teacher-Talk

Typical teachers, they never mean what they say. If that's the case, how're we supposed to learn anything valuable from them?

by tambourine_chimp
Bell’s Field Guide to Neopets Graphic Design

I will be explaining to you how to create awesome graphics to beautify your petpage and enhance your userlookup’s appearance.

by belldandy213
The Life and Times of the Money Tree

If the Money Tree wasn’t there, where would we go to donate? The majority of us are far too busy with our own plans of world dominat- erm…far too busy with our own plans to go out of our way to donate.

by neo_april
The Basic Glossary of NeoQuest II Terms

Kat, your resident NQII addict and master-in-training is ready to give you the list of commonly, rarely, and not-all-the-time used terms, names and other quirks related to NQII...

by precious_katuch14
Something Fishy (And it's not Maraqua!)

Has anyone else ever wondered why on earth the Negg Faerie needs a Fish Negg? It's not like there are a lot of fishing spots around Terror Mountain, what with the place being frozen all year long. *shifty eyes*

by faeriegurl4lyfe
 
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"Horrors of the Bathroom" by precious_katuch14
The horrible gray and black toilet did not only have huge teeth that displayed themselves when anyone raised the cover, but also horrible red lips...




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Danae's Regret
"Come on, Danae!" said Caressa, sighing. "I spoil you way too much. I am going to get another pet and there's nothing you can do about it!"

by xxaquagalxx

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Will You Not Dance?
The song he was playing came to an end, and he began another. It was sad; his songs were always sad now.

by extreme_fj0rd

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The Tale of Tadric's Time: Part One
"Why would you need to guard me, Mso? I'm fine! And I don't know about any legacy."

by sharakh

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The Great Gelert Hype: Part Three
"This really nice family took me in, and said I could live with them. Maybe… they'd let you, Elian, and even Bones in, and get us out of this pathetic life we're living…"

by the_wanderer128

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OddBalls from the Space Station : Meridell
3 Things Never to Say in Meridell

by krawk_master4689

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Virtu Agents
"Pounded partner"

by agentsaepenon



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