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||Issue: 177 | 11th day of Awakening, Y7
|Das Kaupital: A Government Study of NeopiaHow many of you actually think about how this planet is run?|
|A Study of Valentine's Day“What do you do to celebrate Valentine’s Day?”|
|Gallery of Evil: Didn't Get InThe Gallery of Evil is home of the most evil villains known to
Neopia. Tax Beast, Dr. Sloth, Rock Beast…villains galore. However, there are many
villains who applied for the entry who never made it...|
|Observations of the Wild SkreeI’m honestly not sure how to explain what has happened. It would seem everything
that could go wrong did go wrong...|
|User Lookup Spotlight: How to get started.Due to numerous concerns amongst Neopians on getting to know each other,
you can see quite a large number of different lookups...|
|A Guide for the Clueless Wannabe Kadoatie FeederIt certainly doesn’t take long for them to get lonely
in those cages, so of course, they need something that make them happy while waiting
for their owner to return. That’s where you come in. |
|Item Descriptions For The Alternative Neopian: A Fifth HelpingRipped Skarl : All those months at the gym finally paid off!|
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|Ice Cream Machine - So cool, it's freezing...Everyone loves Ice Cream, right?|
|10 Flowers for Valentine's DayForget the old cookies and chocolates. They’re out, and flowers are in! ‘Why
flowers?’ you may ask.|
|5 Steps for Success in Valentine MakingWelcome to the informational article about how to make your perfect
valentine. We will cover this lesson in 565 easy steps! *Sees everyone start to
walk away.* Wait, come back! How does five steps sound? |
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"Oh, Valentine!" by xxfroggehxx
I covered my eyes as I looked at the enclosed picture of my strawberry fields painted Poogle friend. I read it one more time. Hidden place?....
I covered my eyes as I looked at the enclosed
picture of my strawberry fields painted Poogle friend. I read it one more time.
Hidden place? What hidden place. Never… never had I heard of our hidden place.
This had stumped me.
The final Zafaras left the feature in the sky,
and doors could be heard clicking into their locks as they isolated themselves
from the rest. For there was one thing that the town had a problem with: unity.