|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 177 | 11th day of Awakening, Y7
|Das Kaupital: A Government Study of NeopiaHow many of you actually think about how this planet is run?|
|A Study of Valentine's Day“What do you do to celebrate Valentine’s Day?”|
|Gallery of Evil: Didn't Get InThe Gallery of Evil is home of the most evil villains known to
Neopia. Tax Beast, Dr. Sloth, Rock Beast…villains galore. However, there are many
villains who applied for the entry who never made it...|
|Observations of the Wild SkreeI’m honestly not sure how to explain what has happened. It would seem everything
that could go wrong did go wrong...|
|User Lookup Spotlight: How to get started.Due to numerous concerns amongst Neopians on getting to know each other,
you can see quite a large number of different lookups...|
|A Guide for the Clueless Wannabe Kadoatie FeederIt certainly doesn’t take long for them to get lonely
in those cages, so of course, they need something that make them happy while waiting
for their owner to return. That’s where you come in. |
|Item Descriptions For The Alternative Neopian: A Fifth HelpingRipped Skarl : All those months at the gym finally paid off!|
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|Ice Cream Machine - So cool, it's freezing...Everyone loves Ice Cream, right?|
|10 Flowers for Valentine's DayForget the old cookies and chocolates. They’re out, and flowers are in! ‘Why
flowers?’ you may ask.|
|5 Steps for Success in Valentine MakingWelcome to the informational article about how to make your perfect
valentine. We will cover this lesson in 565 easy steps! *Sees everyone start to
walk away.* Wait, come back! How does five steps sound? |
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Forget the old cookies and chocolates. They’re out, and flowers are in! ‘Why flowers?’ you may ask. Well, flowers can be used in a NeoGarden, won’t be gone after one stomp (unless you own a Skeith or a Grarrl or something like that), are relatively cheap to purchase (applies to some of them, at least) and will brighten up the day...
|TC Explains Valentine's Day|
"I would like to know, in as much details as
possible, about Valentine's Day," the robot said plainly, pronouncing each word
so perfectly he'd have been an instant hit with any Drama group if it wasn't
for the total lack of emotion. "What is all the fuss about, exactly?"
|Loretta: Part Three|
"Loretta! What are you doing here? What's wrong?"
I was shocked to see her stripped of all her jewellery, and that the quietly
imperious way she had of holding herself had melted away.