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Das Kaupital: A Government Study of Neopia

How many of you actually think about how this planet is run?

by pk_fire14
A Study of Valentine's Day

“What do you do to celebrate Valentine’s Day?”

by charmedhorses
Gallery of Evil: Didn't Get In

The Gallery of Evil is home of the most evil villains known to Neopia. Tax Beast, Dr. Sloth, Rock Beast…villains galore. However, there are many villains who applied for the entry who never made it...

by mainframericky
Observations of the Wild Skree

I’m honestly not sure how to explain what has happened. It would seem everything that could go wrong did go wrong...

by resurrectedwarrior
User Lookup Spotlight: How to get started.

Due to numerous concerns amongst Neopians on getting to know each other, you can see quite a large number of different lookups...

by obn0xious
A Guide for the Clueless Wannabe Kadoatie Feeder

It certainly doesn’t take long for them to get lonely in those cages, so of course, they need something that make them happy while waiting for their owner to return. That’s where you come in.

by blubblub317
Item Descriptions For The Alternative Neopian: A Fifth Helping

Ripped Skarl : All those months at the gym finally paid off!

Also by simsman24000

by too_kule

Ice Cream Machine - So cool, it's freezing...

Everyone loves Ice Cream, right?

by jazz_invincible
10 Flowers for Valentine's Day

Forget the old cookies and chocolates. They’re out, and flowers are in! ‘Why flowers?’ you may ask.

by shadowcristal
5 Steps for Success in Valentine Making

Welcome to the informational article about how to make your perfect valentine. We will cover this lesson in 565 easy steps! *Sees everyone start to walk away.* Wait, come back! How does five steps sound?

by hottamale0774
 
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"Oh, Valentine!" by xxfroggehxx
I covered my eyes as I looked at the enclosed picture of my strawberry fields painted Poogle friend. I read it one more time. Hidden place?....




Other Stories


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A Valentines Day I Will Never Forget
"I didn't know that you and the Techo Master were good friends. I always thought that you..." Kate began smugly, however a well placed glare from my left eye quickly silenced her.

by orginalcliche

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A Valentine for Nara
Ah! The feeling of success! Garell held up a red envelope and several sheets of pink paper. He also grabbed a quill and a bottle of ink from Ellen’s table before he returned to his own room.

by shadowcristal

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The Great Gelert Hype: Part Two
Tak began to realize that this was too much for him. She's too kind to be fooled like this. You've got to tell her the truth. Tak opened his mouth, and tried to say it-that he is really a thief, but couldn't get the words out.

by the_wanderer128

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Hannah the Brave: Part Two
Her mother sat down to watch her eat. "Oh, I almost forgot. Grandfather wants to tell you a story after you've eaten," she said.

by extreme_fj0rd

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9-Tales
I bet he could do my homework...

by espionumbreon

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Spreading Messages of Lurve?
Happy Valentines Day!

by kushbi



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