|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 176 | 4th day of Awakening, Y7
|9 Steps To Become Petpetsitter ChampionEver dream of owning an avatar or gold trophy in Petpetsitter? Getting frustrated because you don’t have the technique and skill?|
|Inside an Earth Faerie CollegeThe
Institute for Earth Faerie Education has been located on the northernmost island of the little-known trio
for about thirty years, giving earth faeries one of the very finest and most unusual
|A Beginner's Guide to the Employment AgencyOne thing many people overlook as a simple way to make their pet extraordinary
all-around is the Faerieland Employment Agency. Located in Faerie City directly
above the Faerie Bookshop, the Employment Agency employs thousands of pets each
and every year. |
|Mixed EmotionsFirst of all, you must understand that I cannot hope to cover all the chat
symbols out there as there’s an infinite number in existence. I will, however,
try to include the most commonly used characters throughout the boards.|
|Who Said Dr. Sloth Wasn't Succesful?Dr Sloth would make a comment, but he is too busy hiding from TNT.|
|Neopia's Future New FeaturesYeah, it’s exciting to be in the first month of a new year on
Neopets and it’s fun to speculate about what new games, plots, Neopet species,
and surprises might be in store for us in the coming 12 months... but for this
article, let’s forget about Year 7 for a second.|
|Dear Roxy: Roxy RocksNo one pushes me around, especially someone
who can’t even use the litter box. |
|The White Weewoo - Help or Harm?You’ve heard it before. The endless chatter, the non-stopping praise of one thing
and one thing only - the White Weewoo. Apparently, people think it stands for
a sign of hope. Those people in question are wrong.|
|Moon Rock Rampage - The GuideFirst, choose either Gorix or
Cylara as your character. Your second choice is to decide what you want. Do
you want to earn quick Neopoints? Or do you want to get a high score? |
|Hidden Treasures: Ye Olde Coffee ShoppeTucked away in a small corner of Neopia, lies the quiet Coffee
Shop, accompanied by the much quieter Coin Shop. At some point in Neopian history,
coffee fell out of favor with the masses and soft drinks arose|
|Neopian Food ReviewsI highly
doubt you’ve tasted all of these foods, both because of lack of Neopoints and
fear of bad taste. So, to be branded honorable Neopians, my friend Ery and I decided
to take on the duty of tasting different types of Neopian foods to report back
to you if they’re worth buying!|
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"The Orgin of Rivalry" by Shadowcristal
Jhudora's jaw dropped. She had never, never in her whole life seen someone with so many... freckles...
|Tales from the Haunted Woods: The Ghost Meowclops|
"This tale begins... on a night like this...
in these very woods..." At that moment, the wind picked up slightly. "Old Mr.
Tunnatin, a grey Lupe, was hobbling about his yard, searching for his petpet
that had died five years earlier. "
|Who Needs a Royal Paint Brush? II|
"You know how she's been losing her eyesight lately?"
Cuni nodded, knowing the Snowbunny had recently run into the wall head-on. "Well,
I took her to the Neopian Hospital. They told me they usually can only help
Neopets, but promised to take a look at her."
|Judgment: Part Three|
The quill fell to the desk with a clatter and the light
sound of something thwacking the rug could be heard. The sound moved towards one
of the larger windows, taking in the sight of the new day, taking it all in, the
smells the sounds, all the things that were now forbidden to it.
|Hannah the Brave: Part One|
"Hannah the brave," she whispered, testing the
words out on her tongue. They sounded strange, unfamiliar, but at the same time
seemed a fitting description of her; or at least the Hannah that explored the
caves of pirates.