|Slorgerize Your Way to an AvatarAttack of the Slorgs is a relatively new game, but like many other
avatar collectors, I did not waste time in trying my hand at ridding the garden
of those icky, slimy Slorgs...|
|A Treatise on the Nature of Neopian EconomicsIt is curious to think of the realm of Neopia as an economy, but
it truly is. Supply is always kept thin, save on the most ubiquitous items (such
as the majority of the items available the Tiki Tack shop), and demand is ensured
through quests and usage.|
|Wake Up, Sleepy Head!Turmaculus, aka Turmy. The second you say his name, you have people
all over, either upset - or a selected few, joyful. Either way, he is quite well
known around Neopia, though also very much despised.|
|Bell’s Field Guide to Meerca Chase IIIt is sure to be an astounding hit
for all of Neopia’s gamers to enjoy. From the old classic mode to the new, ultra-challenging
maze mode, this is a truly astounding game for Neopia to master and explore.|
|In-Depth Guide to Training Your NeopetHow do these players get stats so high? How do they beat you with weapons that
never worked for you? This guide to training your pet should help a bit :) |
|50 New Year's Resoloutions for YouNew Year's Resolutions.
What should they be this year? Should you try to lose weight once again? Attempt
to break your scratchcard addiction? Resolve to finally save up for a paint brush
this time, instead of blowing it all on plushies?|
|Vegetables: Friend or Foe?We’ve all heard it before. A steaming plate of food is placed
before you, and as you look over the broccoli/carrots/peas, you hear: “make sure
you eat all your vegetables.” |
|40 Fortunes of the New YearAh yes, New Year. The time of happiness, goodwill, and
resolutions that will be broken by Aisha Day. But still, New Year holds that
special something that no other time of the year can match...|
|Observations of the Wild SnowickleMy purpose here is to research Snowickles in their native habitat ~ the deep
recesses of the Ice Caves. As yet, few traveled in these parts, save Petpet
dealers intent on selling the animals they catch.|
|Invaders and Foes: The Chia Fruit BowlThe newest invaders and foes of Neopia? CHIAS
(bye-bye Lupes). Bulge out your eyes, drop your jaws, scream in terror all you
want, it’s not going to change anything. Just a slight correction to my prior
saying: I didn’t exactly mean all Chias.|
| After Being Frozen - The Taelia StoryHello, I’m Mackenzie, here do a random, insane, pointless interview
with Taelia, who has just been thawed from a long, icy, prison sentence. If
I may ask so, how was it, Taelia?|
|The Curse of Maraqua Expansion InterviewWith the release of the Curse of Maraqua expansion of the Neopets Trading Card
Game creeping up, it’s time once again to nag Adam for another sneak peek into
the game. |
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We’ve all heard it before. A steaming plate of food is placed before you, and as you look over the broccoli/carrots/peas, you hear: “make sure you eat all your vegetables.” Now you’re sitting there, thinking, ‘Yuk! Brussel Sprouts!’ But, should all vegetables be categorized like this?...
|Smile of an Acara|
She'd come all this way, she might as well get
that new dress she'd wanted. Then she'd quickly get home before the rain fell,
and all would be well as she tried on her new dress at home in front of her
full-length pink mirror.
"I love it out
here. It's just too bad we couldn't make some sort of profit off of it. I'm
not real into Neopoints, as you know, but a girl's gotta eat."
|Princess of Erodaire IV: Part Six|
"Andra, I had to... I couldn't stand by at all..."
Oldraik stuttered awkwardly, and I could sense the sorrow in his voice. But
I was blind... I was blind to all else except anger and revenge.