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Slorgerize Your Way to an Avatar

Attack of the Slorgs is a relatively new game, but like many other avatar collectors, I did not waste time in trying my hand at ridding the garden of those icky, slimy Slorgs...

by tyleraapje
A Treatise on the Nature of Neopian Economics

It is curious to think of the realm of Neopia as an economy, but it truly is. Supply is always kept thin, save on the most ubiquitous items (such as the majority of the items available the Tiki Tack shop), and demand is ensured through quests and usage.

by mithrandiel
Wake Up, Sleepy Head!

Turmaculus, aka Turmy. The second you say his name, you have people all over, either upset - or a selected few, joyful. Either way, he is quite well known around Neopia, though also very much despised.

by agnoline
Bell’s Field Guide to Meerca Chase II

It is sure to be an astounding hit for all of Neopia’s gamers to enjoy. From the old classic mode to the new, ultra-challenging maze mode, this is a truly astounding game for Neopia to master and explore.

by belldandy213
In-Depth Guide to Training Your Neopet

How do these players get stats so high? How do they beat you with weapons that never worked for you? This guide to training your pet should help a bit :)

by scalibur777
50 New Year's Resoloutions for You

New Year's Resolutions. What should they be this year? Should you try to lose weight once again? Attempt to break your scratchcard addiction? Resolve to finally save up for a paint brush this time, instead of blowing it all on plushies?

by dogzruleyeah330
Vegetables: Friend or Foe?

We’ve all heard it before. A steaming plate of food is placed before you, and as you look over the broccoli/carrots/peas, you hear: “make sure you eat all your vegetables.”

by luna_moonsilver
40 Fortunes of the New Year

Ah yes, New Year. The time of happiness, goodwill, and resolutions that will be broken by Aisha Day. But still, New Year holds that special something that no other time of the year can match...

by neo_april
Observations of the Wild Snowickle

My purpose here is to research Snowickles in their native habitat ~ the deep recesses of the Ice Caves. As yet, few traveled in these parts, save Petpet dealers intent on selling the animals they catch.

by resurrectedwarrior
Invaders and Foes: The Chia Fruit Bowl

The newest invaders and foes of Neopia? CHIAS (bye-bye Lupes). Bulge out your eyes, drop your jaws, scream in terror all you want, it’s not going to change anything. Just a slight correction to my prior saying: I didn’t exactly mean all Chias.

by blubblub317
After Being Frozen - The Taelia Story

Hello, I’m Mackenzie, here do a random, insane, pointless interview with Taelia, who has just been thawed from a long, icy, prison sentence. If I may ask so, how was it, Taelia?

by jesse12_3
The Curse of Maraqua Expansion Interview

With the release of the Curse of Maraqua expansion of the Neopets Trading Card Game creeping up, it’s time once again to nag Adam for another sneak peek into the game.

by neopian_queen_liana
 
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We’ve all heard it before. A steaming plate of food is placed before you, and as you look over the broccoli/carrots/peas, you hear: “make sure you eat all your vegetables.” Now you’re sitting there, thinking, ‘Yuk! Brussel Sprouts!’ But, should all vegetables be categorized like this?...



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Mordegan: Poogle Rights Advocate - Part Three
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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Kidnapped Kadoatie - Part One
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