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Beauty Contest FAQ

I often get asked questions about the Beauty Contest, which is more complicated than it may appear...

by blackbutterfky333
Your Guidebook to Trading

When browsing around the forums, I realise that there are a lot of questions that people ask about the Trading Post. “What is K?” “Obo means some sort of instrument?” “Will you accept 50,000 neopoints for that Yellow Krawk Morphing Potion?” and many others…

by wsprite
How to Suppress Unwanted Behavior in Your Neopet

Do you have an unruly Neopet? One who stands out among others as disobedient, rude, spoiled, or bossy?

by hotstepper37
Kicking Back at the Kadoatery

The Kadoatery is where Kadoaties go when their owners are on holiday. It's a nice place, but it doesn't take long for them to get lonely.

by tyleraapje
Neopian Spotlight: The Fountain Faerie

What is the Rainbow Fountain? It's a Fountain that every Neopet dreams of, a Fountain that is most rare when you can bathe in it.

by get_a_life10
Melody's Guide to Music : The News and Charts

This month is music presented by Melody with modern-day lingo and absolutely NO stuttering...

by o_ky_o
Making a Petpage Stand Out!!!

I’m going to tell you a few tips that certainly benefited my page, as they will benefit yours, and how you can make a petpage STAND OUT!!!

by belldandy213
Battledome Secrets

Want to battle, but don’t want to waste your valuable Neopoints? Are you low on Neopoints? Don’t know what battle items to buy?

by 333pet
KNOW Your Owner!

I’ve found out not all owners treat their pets like they should. Oh, yeah, sure, there are some awesome ones – they buy their pets gifts, celebrate their birthdays, and treat them as virtual kings and queens! But then there are others who are just terrible to us!!

by resurrectedwarrior
99 Ways to Tell if You're a Sloth Minion

35. You steal all Sloth Piñatas and hide them in your Neohome where they can never get hurt.

by darci44
Fourteen Days with a Grey Neopet

Not only have I seen a Grey Neopet before, but also for a few weeks, I was able to live with one in my Neohome. The follow report detailed our daily activities, and anything else of interest...

by _coolies_77
Snowball, Shmowball!

Winter has just arrived, and it’s time for – you guessed it! SNOWBALL FIGHTS!!!

by dudetti
Jhudora: A Fake?

I've tried a few of her errands myself, however, and failed a few, and neither I nor my Neopets seem to have suffered any serious consequences...

by schefflera
The Neopets TCG: Hannah and the Ice Caves

This expansion introduces new cards called Fate cards. There are two types of Fate cards, Quests and Curses.

by slickninja
Neoscope 2005

Have you been wondering what the new year will holds for you? An empty Bank account, trouble with your pets, stocks dropping to the cellar?

by gloss_frozen
 
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Have you been wondering what the new year will holds for you? An empty Bank account, trouble with your pets, stocks dropping to the cellar? Or maybe lots of new trophies, rare items and more Neopoints than you can spend? Fear not, for I have used the last nights to observe the stars of Neopia (the ones in the sky, not Hannah, Sloth or Jeran)...



Other Stories


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The Great Prank War
I am a handsome red Wocky with a great sense of humor. Oddly enough, others don't always seem to think so, usually when they are on the receiving end of one of my many practical jokes… Oh well. It's their loss.

by acexofxspades

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Frozen Hearts
"Do not expose yourself to the cold just yet, Taelia," it advised her. "I know I must seem suspicious to you, but you must understand that I want nothing more than to help you."

by worldcool

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Mordegan: Poogle Rights Advocate - Part Two
"Yes, yes. That's it, just tell him that you've been running the Poogle races for as long as you can remember and that you love it."

by battlesunn

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Darkness Binding 4: Part One
"Darkness only lies in my nightmares, even when I am awake. I am here on a more serious matter."

by nomad2

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My Little Angels
New Years confetti insanity!

by colhan3000

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Grey Matter
Was it something I said?

by spoink_27



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