|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 173 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y7
|Beauty Contest FAQI often get asked questions about the Beauty Contest,
which is more complicated than it may appear...|
|Your Guidebook to TradingWhen browsing around the forums, I realise that there are
a lot of questions that people ask about the Trading Post. “What is K?” “Obo
means some sort of instrument?” “Will you accept 50,000 neopoints for that Yellow
Krawk Morphing Potion?” and many others…|
|How to Suppress Unwanted Behavior in Your NeopetDo you have an unruly Neopet? One who stands out among others
as disobedient, rude, spoiled, or bossy?|
|Kicking Back at the KadoateryThe Kadoatery is where Kadoaties go when their owners are on holiday. It's
a nice place, but it doesn't take long for them to get lonely. |
|Neopian Spotlight: The Fountain FaerieWhat is the Rainbow Fountain? It's a Fountain that every Neopet dreams of,
a Fountain that is most rare when you can bathe in it. |
|Melody's Guide to Music : The News and ChartsThis month is music presented by Melody with modern-day lingo and absolutely NO stuttering...|
|Making a Petpage Stand Out!!!I’m going to tell you a few tips that certainly benefited my page,
as they will benefit yours, and how you can make a petpage STAND OUT!!!|
|Battledome SecretsWant to battle, but don’t want to waste your valuable Neopoints?
Are you low on Neopoints? Don’t know what battle items to buy? |
|KNOW Your Owner!I’ve found out not all owners treat
their pets like they should. Oh, yeah, sure, there are some awesome ones – they
buy their pets gifts, celebrate their birthdays, and treat them as virtual kings
and queens! But then there are others who are just terrible to us!! |
|99 Ways to Tell if You're a Sloth Minion35. You steal all Sloth Piñatas and hide them in your Neohome where they can
never get hurt.|
|Fourteen Days with a Grey NeopetNot only have I seen a Grey Neopet before, but also for a few weeks, I was
able to live with one in my Neohome. The follow report detailed our daily activities,
and anything else of interest...|
|Snowball, Shmowball!Winter has just arrived, and it’s time for – you guessed it! SNOWBALL FIGHTS!!!|
|Jhudora: A Fake?I've tried a few of her errands myself, however, and failed a few, and
neither I nor my Neopets seem to have suffered any serious consequences...|
|The Neopets TCG: Hannah and the Ice CavesThis expansion introduces
new cards called Fate cards. There are two types of Fate cards, Quests and Curses.|
|Neoscope 2005Have you been wondering what the new year will holds
for you? An empty Bank account, trouble with your pets, stocks dropping to the
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"Cake? What - oh, that cake." The baker grabbed the nearest box and thrust it into her arms...
|The Allegory of the Oatmeal|
"Um, well, I was wondering if maybe you could
buy me a pirate paint brush, since I've been such a good Krawk lately," he wheedled,
a hopeful glimmer in his large yellow eyes. Sunny raised an eyebrow.
She's just about as different from me as humanly possible.
Graceful and elegant, Sara wows everyone on the ice with just a few cross-overs,
while I have to do flips to get a little attention.