|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 169 | 10th day of Celebrating, Y6
|A Guide to Mastering Those Ice Caves: Levels 1-10Are you having trouble mastering those Ice Caves? If so, read this in depth guide to the first ten levels.|
|Cheat! A Game Worth The EffortThis article is a guide to the game of Cheat! With the help of the article, YOU could become a master!|
|Go From Blah... to Wow! A Guide To PersonalitiesIt’s a guide to make your pet
seem like it’s the most brilliant one ever! Even if it’s not painted Maraquan.|
|Neopets TCG 102: Deck Building on a BudgetIf you’ve bought the starter set and have begun to look
at options for expanding your decks, one thing becomes clear: this can become
a very expensive hobby. But it doesn’t have to be!|
|Say "Argh!"You are due for a medical check-up at the Neopian Hospital. Please be prompt.|
|One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato...Today I have traveled to
Meri Acres farm, in the ever so popular Meridell to interview Alton Moughbry,
better known as the Potato Counter Guy. You will be shocked and amazed
at his deepest and innermost thoughts. |
|No More Peanut Butter and Too Many Door Jams: Neopian PopulationWell, I’m back looking as pretty as ever! Anyway, here are the statistics.
These statistics show the yearly increase in the number of owners in Neopia...|
|Neopets TCG: Return of Dr. SlothThis expansion introduces some exciting new twists, whether it be discarding
Neopets in play, discarding cards from your opponent's hand, or even discarding
points from your opponent's bank!|
|Jacko The GreatOn November the 14th there was a great panic in the stock market, something
big had happened and this resulted in millions to be lost and stock investors
to be rattled like they never had before...|
|What to do AFTER getting the Packrat AvvyMission: Try and eliminate 3/4 or so of the 1,200+ pieces of random junk accumulated
while earning the "Packrat Avvy (here on out known as PRA)"|
|How To Deal With Faerie Obsessing SyndromeWhere does one go for help when they have an obsession? I guess it depends
on the obsession, but if you are obsessed with faeries, as much as I am, then
you should join my group...|
|Your Own Special Place in NeopiaPerhaps you’ve already found your niche in Neopia. Or maybe
|Neopia's National Vegetable?Have you ever gone to a page on Neopets and asked yourself, “What’s with all
the asparagus?”? Well, it has happened to all of us. |
|50 Uses For A Copy Of The Neopian TimesI bet every week you wait outside the news stand to get your
hands (or paws) on a copy of the Neopian Times. You read it. Now what? What can
you do with it after you have read it?|
|A Neopian ChristmasEveryone knows that it can be quite a challenge to make sure everything
is ready for whatever December holiday you‘re celebrating in real life. But it
can also be loads of fun to have a Neopian Christmas!|
|Ask Sloth Finale: The Doctor is Out!World Domination is like chocolate, it just gets too much after a while.
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"The Cybunny Caper" by kacheeklover3579
Celina was the one with the Babaa. Kalina and Ayisha ran into Celina's room. It was empty, except for one little Babaa...
|Just One Wish|
"My name is Eithne. You shouldn't be so heartbroken
on such a lovely day. Do you want to explain what's wrong?"
|A Portrait of Philistines|
"I told you, my owner's going to paint
a family portrait of us to hang in the Neohome so that she can impress her friends
when they come over and show them what a fantastic bunch of pets she has..."
|Whiteout: Part Three|
I knocked again and yet there still wasn't any
reply, not even a grumble. Curious, I turned the knob and entered the room.
The study was very much the same as I had left it a week ago: cluttered, dusty
and bone-chillingly cold.
|One Angry Kyrii: Part One|
Dark circles beneath his eyes, the green Kyrii
wandered out from his bedroom and into the main living room of the apartment
he shared with a certain red Lenny...