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||Issue: 169 | 10th day of Celebrating, Y6
|A Guide to Mastering Those Ice Caves: Levels 1-10Are you having trouble mastering those Ice Caves? If so, read this in depth guide to the first ten levels.|
|Cheat! A Game Worth The EffortThis article is a guide to the game of Cheat! With the help of the article, YOU could become a master!|
|Go From Blah... to Wow! A Guide To PersonalitiesIt’s a guide to make your pet
seem like it’s the most brilliant one ever! Even if it’s not painted Maraquan.|
|Neopets TCG 102: Deck Building on a BudgetIf you’ve bought the starter set and have begun to look
at options for expanding your decks, one thing becomes clear: this can become
a very expensive hobby. But it doesn’t have to be!|
|Say "Argh!"You are due for a medical check-up at the Neopian Hospital. Please be prompt.|
|One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato...Today I have traveled to
Meri Acres farm, in the ever so popular Meridell to interview Alton Moughbry,
better known as the Potato Counter Guy. You will be shocked and amazed
at his deepest and innermost thoughts. |
|No More Peanut Butter and Too Many Door Jams: Neopian PopulationWell, I’m back looking as pretty as ever! Anyway, here are the statistics.
These statistics show the yearly increase in the number of owners in Neopia...|
|Neopets TCG: Return of Dr. SlothThis expansion introduces some exciting new twists, whether it be discarding
Neopets in play, discarding cards from your opponent's hand, or even discarding
points from your opponent's bank!|
|Jacko The GreatOn November the 14th there was a great panic in the stock market, something
big had happened and this resulted in millions to be lost and stock investors
to be rattled like they never had before...|
|What to do AFTER getting the Packrat AvvyMission: Try and eliminate 3/4 or so of the 1,200+ pieces of random junk accumulated
while earning the "Packrat Avvy (here on out known as PRA)"|
|How To Deal With Faerie Obsessing SyndromeWhere does one go for help when they have an obsession? I guess it depends
on the obsession, but if you are obsessed with faeries, as much as I am, then
you should join my group...|
|Your Own Special Place in NeopiaPerhaps you’ve already found your niche in Neopia. Or maybe
|Neopia's National Vegetable?Have you ever gone to a page on Neopets and asked yourself, “What’s with all
the asparagus?”? Well, it has happened to all of us. |
|50 Uses For A Copy Of The Neopian TimesI bet every week you wait outside the news stand to get your
hands (or paws) on a copy of the Neopian Times. You read it. Now what? What can
you do with it after you have read it?|
|A Neopian ChristmasEveryone knows that it can be quite a challenge to make sure everything
is ready for whatever December holiday you‘re celebrating in real life. But it
can also be loads of fun to have a Neopian Christmas!|
|Ask Sloth Finale: The Doctor is Out!World Domination is like chocolate, it just gets too much after a while.
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Neopia's National Vegetable?
Have you ever gone to a page on Neopets and asked yourself, “What’s with all the asparagus?”? Well, it has happened to all of us. When I first started on this site, I came across a neopoll that asked me what I would want to hear more about. The answers ranged from Jeran and Lisha to faeries to, you guessed it! Asparagus...
|The Cybunny Caper|
Celina was the one with the Babaa. Kalina and
Ayisha ran into Celina's room. It was empty, except for one little Babaa standing
in the middle of the room, pointing to a piece of paper on Celina's bed.
|Red Boots, Green Pencil|
When Jupe came home he was delighted to see his
father had gone out to work. He dropped his bag in the entrance hall, took a
few steps back and stared at the scene. His father was an absolute control-freak.
|Lost Legacies: The Amulets - Part Two|
Both their thoughts were pierced by a scream;
their heads whirled around to the direction it came from. For the first time,
they noticed their surroundings. They were on the top of a hill, and behind
them was a forest...