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A Guide to Mastering Those Ice Caves: Levels 1-10

Are you having trouble mastering those Ice Caves? If so, read this in depth guide to the first ten levels.

by gkskis
Cheat! A Game Worth The Effort

This article is a guide to the game of Cheat! With the help of the article, YOU could become a master!

by bikequeen11
Go From Blah... to Wow! A Guide To Personalities

It’s a guide to make your pet seem like it’s the most brilliant one ever! Even if it’s not painted Maraquan.

by cluttered
Neopets TCG 102: Deck Building on a Budget

If you’ve bought the starter set and have begun to look at options for expanding your decks, one thing becomes clear: this can become a very expensive hobby. But it doesn’t have to be!

by neopian_queen_liana
Say "Argh!"

You are due for a medical check-up at the Neopian Hospital. Please be prompt.

by tambourine_chimp
One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato...

Today I have traveled to Meri Acres farm, in the ever so popular Meridell to interview Alton Moughbry, better known as the Potato Counter Guy. You will be shocked and amazed at his deepest and innermost thoughts.

by flutterbyegrl
No More Peanut Butter and Too Many Door Jams: Neopian Population

Well, I’m back looking as pretty as ever! Anyway, here are the statistics. These statistics show the yearly increase in the number of owners in Neopia...

by hermione32606
Neopets TCG: Return of Dr. Sloth

This expansion introduces some exciting new twists, whether it be discarding Neopets in play, discarding cards from your opponent's hand, or even discarding points from your opponent's bank!

by slickninja
Jacko The Great

On November the 14th there was a great panic in the stock market, something big had happened and this resulted in millions to be lost and stock investors to be rattled like they never had before...

by nothing_000
What to do AFTER getting the Packrat Avvy

Mission: Try and eliminate 3/4 or so of the 1,200+ pieces of random junk accumulated while earning the "Packrat Avvy (here on out known as PRA)"

by enigma97
How To Deal With Faerie Obsessing Syndrome

Where does one go for help when they have an obsession? I guess it depends on the obsession, but if you are obsessed with faeries, as much as I am, then you should join my group...

by pippin_fan15
Your Own Special Place in Neopia

Perhaps you’ve already found your niche in Neopia. Or maybe you haven’t...

by shadowcristal
Neopia's National Vegetable?

Have you ever gone to a page on Neopets and asked yourself, “What’s with all the asparagus?”? Well, it has happened to all of us.

by ginnyw143
50 Uses For A Copy Of The Neopian Times

I bet every week you wait outside the news stand to get your hands (or paws) on a copy of the Neopian Times. You read it. Now what? What can you do with it after you have read it?

by kougra_cool167
A Neopian Christmas

Everyone knows that it can be quite a challenge to make sure everything is ready for whatever December holiday you‘re celebrating in real life. But it can also be loads of fun to have a Neopian Christmas!

by midnight_millenia
Ask Sloth Finale: The Doctor is Out!

World Domination is like chocolate, it just gets too much after a while.

by plushieowner
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Finding Your Special Place

Perhaps you’ve already found your niche in Neopia. Or maybe you haven’t. There are people who look at Neopets, play once and get bored. But if you’re still here, there has to be something calling you back. Soon, the pet isn’t first priority anymore. Maybe you’ve specialized in something...

Other Stories


A Desperate Situation
Living in Neopia Central, Pixee had employed every other resource to cure Daisy before coming here. She had seen the Gelert Doctor at the hospital, dropped by Kauvara's Magic Shop, and even sent letters to the famous Kaelyn of Meridell, among countless other things.

by dogzruleyeah330


The Aisha Trio
Angelina thought that this was the best day of her life, but she knew it wouldn't last long, for when she got to her new Neohome she saw why the girl had chosen her.

by belldandy213


The Tower Journey: Part Four
"Bagguss? Bagguss bombs?" Those strange, quivering fruit-bombs were what had saved him, but he knew that they could also easily do the complete opposite. Bagguss Bombs were on the list, sure, but he didn't fancy dropping back down into the mine field. "So how do I get them?"

by neonick19881988


The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Seven
"We have to get out of here," Kojak said, "this place is going to cave in!"

by playmobil_is_my_life


Faeriestones 3
Whose idea was it anyway?

by allelementalfaerie11


Hannah the Quick...
...but not as quick as her mom.

by ickessler

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