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A Guide to Mastering Those Ice Caves: Levels 1-10

Are you having trouble mastering those Ice Caves? If so, read this in depth guide to the first ten levels.

by gkskis
Cheat! A Game Worth The Effort

This article is a guide to the game of Cheat! With the help of the article, YOU could become a master!

by bikequeen11
Go From Blah... to Wow! A Guide To Personalities

It’s a guide to make your pet seem like it’s the most brilliant one ever! Even if it’s not painted Maraquan.

by cluttered
Neopets TCG 102: Deck Building on a Budget

If you’ve bought the starter set and have begun to look at options for expanding your decks, one thing becomes clear: this can become a very expensive hobby. But it doesn’t have to be!

by neopian_queen_liana
Say "Argh!"

You are due for a medical check-up at the Neopian Hospital. Please be prompt.

by tambourine_chimp
One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato...

Today I have traveled to Meri Acres farm, in the ever so popular Meridell to interview Alton Moughbry, better known as the Potato Counter Guy. You will be shocked and amazed at his deepest and innermost thoughts.

by flutterbyegrl
No More Peanut Butter and Too Many Door Jams: Neopian Population

Well, I’m back looking as pretty as ever! Anyway, here are the statistics. These statistics show the yearly increase in the number of owners in Neopia...

by hermione32606
Neopets TCG: Return of Dr. Sloth

This expansion introduces some exciting new twists, whether it be discarding Neopets in play, discarding cards from your opponent's hand, or even discarding points from your opponent's bank!

by slickninja
Jacko The Great

On November the 14th there was a great panic in the stock market, something big had happened and this resulted in millions to be lost and stock investors to be rattled like they never had before...

by nothing_000
What to do AFTER getting the Packrat Avvy

Mission: Try and eliminate 3/4 or so of the 1,200+ pieces of random junk accumulated while earning the "Packrat Avvy (here on out known as PRA)"

by enigma97
How To Deal With Faerie Obsessing Syndrome

Where does one go for help when they have an obsession? I guess it depends on the obsession, but if you are obsessed with faeries, as much as I am, then you should join my group...

by pippin_fan15
Your Own Special Place in Neopia

Perhaps you’ve already found your niche in Neopia. Or maybe you haven’t...

by shadowcristal
Neopia's National Vegetable?

Have you ever gone to a page on Neopets and asked yourself, “What’s with all the asparagus?”? Well, it has happened to all of us.

by ginnyw143
50 Uses For A Copy Of The Neopian Times

I bet every week you wait outside the news stand to get your hands (or paws) on a copy of the Neopian Times. You read it. Now what? What can you do with it after you have read it?

by kougra_cool167
A Neopian Christmas

Everyone knows that it can be quite a challenge to make sure everything is ready for whatever December holiday you‘re celebrating in real life. But it can also be loads of fun to have a Neopian Christmas!

by midnight_millenia
Ask Sloth Finale: The Doctor is Out!

World Domination is like chocolate, it just gets too much after a while.

by plushieowner
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Neopia's National Vegetable?

Have you ever gone to a page on Neopets and asked yourself, “What’s with all the asparagus?”? Well, it has happened to all of us. When I first started on this site, I came across a neopoll that asked me what I would want to hear more about. The answers ranged from Jeran and Lisha to faeries to, you guessed it! Asparagus...

Other Stories


Red Boots, Green Pencil
When Jupe came home he was delighted to see his father had gone out to work. He dropped his bag in the entrance hall, took a few steps back and stared at the scene. His father was an absolute control-freak.

by shadyy15


The Cybunny Caper
Celina was the one with the Babaa. Kalina and Ayisha ran into Celina's room. It was empty, except for one little Babaa standing in the middle of the room, pointing to a piece of paper on Celina's bed.

by kacheeklover3579


Telltale the Darigan Dancer: Part Three
"Oh, she's quite fine, but what puzzles me is that she seems too empty!" the Acara said. "She doesn't even tell his Majesty her real name! If you ask me she's probably working for that Kass person!"

by cruzerchic123


Gilbert the Poogle: Part Five
"What are you waiting for, Gilbert?" Ruby asked, puzzled with his tarrying. "Grab it quickly, or someone else might make an offer for it instead of you."

by scarletrhapsody


A Minty Mess
NOW I know where all that toothpaste's been going to...

by diabug101


To Villain Or Not To Be Lame
What is it that can truly defeat a villain?

by darku_tenshi

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