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fed up with fighting pets, too much work, or an over-crowded guild? Do you need
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|Lupe Conundrums: Logic Has No Place Here I got to thinking: Lennies have their own Conundrums. Why can’t Lupes?
After all, Remus is an ULTIMATE GENIUS (103) Surely that must make him the most
intelligent pet in Neopia. |
|Attack of the SlorgsA Yurble farmer from Meridell has had some problems with
an infestation of Slorgs attacking his crops, destroying "the finest fruits
and vegetables in the whole of Neopia".|
|8 Steps to Ultimate DOOM!Have you ever wanted to spook your friends, but have always
failed? Maybe you would just like to improve on your skills?|
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|9 ½ Fun Activities for the Absolutely Broke NeopianAll right. Admit it. You blew your entire savings buying
that cloud paint brush for your Lupe. So now, you have dust and cobwebs collecting
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|The Lesser-Known Petpets: WadjetThe masculine, manly, Cleopatra-esque Wadjet is a sandy-looking creature that
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anything about the Wadjet much since it was first released...|
|Neo-MannersWhat the dignified Neopian needs to know to avoid being reported, ridiculed, and laughed at.
|51 Things You Should Know When Playing NeoQuest IISo here we are again... with a list of 51 things you should know when you play
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|Neopian Cookies, Can Your Pet Resist Them?I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t
water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’ No Neopet can resist the delicious
tempting sweet goodness of a cookie, especially when it’s covered with gooey chocolate
|Dear Roxy: Back In BlackBlack is the new color for this winter season. Slothy,
dear, that trench coat even though it may be black will never be in style so I
suggest you buy a new jacket for this winter season.|
|The Great Fears of NeopiaWhat could be a better way to find out Neopia´s greatest fears, than asking
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|Bell’s Field Guide to NeomailsIf you’ve ever won a contest, or lead a very important guild, you would
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flood your inbox at an alarming rate, and believe me, it can really get on your
|How to be an Awfully Good MusicianToday’s lesson is all about how to be an awfully accurate, ear-popping musician!
Yes, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I know absolutely nothing
about music. |
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Hard to Resist
When someone says the word 'cookie' what does your pet do? Jump up & down and look around excitedly? Whether it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kiko Lake Cookie, White Chocolate Cookie, you always have your pet's uttermost attention when you mention the 'C' word. I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’.
"Why don't you come over to my house for tea
and we can play with my Usuki Dolls? I have every single one. TWO of every single
one. And my servants will give you whatever you want. They have to. I can make
|Magic: Part One|
Thea was normally quite shy, and not one to
socialize with pets she didn't know well. But the Kyrii looked so kind, and
the grin on his face was so sincere, she decided to stay and explore.
|Telltale the Darigan Dancer: Part Two|
When Chantel stepped in the courtroom, she felt
as if she was in heaven. Beautiful stained glass from Brightvale surrounded
the halls, where beams of light shot past and made rainbows on the ground.