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Everything Under the Sun: A Guide To Mystery Island

So are you tired of coming home after a long day of making Neopoints? Are you fed up with fighting pets, too much work, or an over-crowded guild? Do you need to relax but don’t know where to begin?

by tinybaby_orange1
99 Ways to Avoid Cleaning Up After Your Petpet

Are you tired of cleaning up after your Petpet? Well here are some ways to avoid it...

by lflm
The (Un)Official Destruct-O-Match II Strategy Guide

Yes, the second most popular game on the site has its own sequel. That’s the good news. The bad news is, that “Destruct-O-Match I” has expired.

by ross123115
Lupe Conundrums: Logic Has No Place Here

I got to thinking: Lennies have their own Conundrums. Why can’t Lupes? After all, Remus is an ULTIMATE GENIUS (103) Surely that must make him the most intelligent pet in Neopia.

by pk_fire14
Attack of the Slorgs

A Yurble farmer from Meridell has had some problems with an infestation of Slorgs attacking his crops, destroying "the finest fruits and vegetables in the whole of Neopia".

by jazz_invincible
8 Steps to Ultimate DOOM!

Have you ever wanted to spook your friends, but have always failed? Maybe you would just like to improve on your skills?

by magicofexcalibur
Reasons Why Tombola Man Should Be Your Best Friend

Er, he gave me sandals again. Blasted Tombola...

by xprecious
50 Things To Do With Booby Prizes

Irritated by the useless junk laying in your SDB?

by amekishi
The Value of Saving a Neopoint or Two

Always wasting Neopoints? Need some tips on saving? Tons of tips and tricks right here!

by j1494a
9 ½ Fun Activities for the Absolutely Broke Neopian

All right. Admit it. You blew your entire savings buying that cloud paint brush for your Lupe. So now, you have dust and cobwebs collecting in your bank and your Neopets are fighting over the last omelette.

by chibi_zoo
The Lesser-Known Petpets: Wadjet

The masculine, manly, Cleopatra-esque Wadjet is a sandy-looking creature that hails from the Lost Desert. At least, I think it does, because I haven’t heard anything about the Wadjet much since it was first released...

by simsman24000
Neo-Manners

What the dignified Neopian needs to know to avoid being reported, ridiculed, and laughed at.

by _shakky_
51 Things You Should Know When Playing NeoQuest II

So here we are again... with a list of 51 things you should know when you play NeoQuest II; this includes info on its characters, and its villains.

by extreme_fj0rd
Neopian Cookies, Can Your Pet Resist Them?

I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’ No Neopet can resist the delicious tempting sweet goodness of a cookie, especially when it’s covered with gooey chocolate or icing.

by angelic_kittykat
Dear Roxy: Back In Black

Black is the new color for this winter season. Slothy, dear, that trench coat even though it may be black will never be in style so I suggest you buy a new jacket for this winter season.

by roxycaligirl101
The Great Fears of Neopia

What could be a better way to find out Neopia´s greatest fears, than asking some famous Neopians? But who to ask?

by gloss_frozen
Wacky Island Mystic Fortunes: Part 2

Why are you always so good at predictions, Island Mystic? *sighs and goes off to buy potatoes*

by gkskis
Bell’s Field Guide to Neomails

If you’ve ever won a contest, or lead a very important guild, you would know that the business of Neomails is a really tricky one. Hundreds of Neomails flood your inbox at an alarming rate, and believe me, it can really get on your nerves...

by belldandy213
How to be an Awfully Good Musician

Today’s lesson is all about how to be an awfully accurate, ear-popping musician! Yes, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I know absolutely nothing about music.

by violinoutoftune
 
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"The Truth About Jack" by evumeimeidingzai
He always could feel the pull, the force. It haunted him, day and night. He was born to be good, he was sure - yet he could feel Jhudora's call to him always...




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A Day as Dr. Sloth
Sure, you suppose I could have gotten a job elsewhere in the Virtupets Space Station. I mean, a smart girl like me with those computer skills? Surely there's a spot somewhere. Yeah, that's what I thought too.

by child_dragon

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The Truth About Jack
Jack was Elenoi's son, he couldn't be bad. He never hurt anyone. So why does Jhudora stalk him?

by evumeimeidingzai

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Magic: Part One
Thea was normally quite shy, and not one to socialize with pets she didn't know well. But the Kyrii looked so kind, and the grin on his face was so sincere, she decided to stay and explore.

by supergirl309

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Retribution: Part One
One by one, right after the other, each member of the squad checked in. Ten in all, wingmates, depending on each other to stay alive in this mess of a war.

by child_dragon

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Baby Kiko Adventures
Don't steal from baby Neopets...

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Lettuce Tongue
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