|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 161 | 8th day of Collecting, Y6
|Sloth's Destruct-O-Match IIThis game is so treacherous, so full of trickery,
deceit and boondoggling, that I simply refuse to accept that the Neopets Team
created it. No, it must be the work of my master, Doctor Sloth.|
|30 Neomails I Don't Want at 7 a.m.29 – “The mad scientist from the lab ray writing in regards to a lab… incident.
I kind of accidentally zapped Uni with the wrong ray… could you please come
and collect your pile of sludge formerly known as Liberte_Real?”|
|13 Ways To Get A Donation From The Money TreeThere are many ways to better your chance of getting items or Neopoints from
the Money Tree. Some are harder then others, and some involve certain things.|
|Brightvale: The Next Darigan Citadel?Surely the discovery of this new land heralds a new age for Neopia…AN AGE OF DARKNESS
|Vacation Anyone?Are you and your pets planning on taking a vacation anytime soon? Oh really?!
Fancy that. Well then you absolutely must read this!|
|You Know You've Done Too Much Restocking When...Re-stock-ing (v.) = The art of buying from Neopian shops and reselling in your own for profit.|
|The Many Rejected Games of NeopiaHave you ever wondered if there were other games out there? Ones that
just weren't good enough to make it?|
|We Give You... SandBottled sand. We’ve all heard of the swirly, gritty, rather colorful
stuff. We’ve eagerly gotten in line for Tombola, waiting in long lines to pull
|Taking Advantage of the Stock MarketNo one that I know has gotten
wealthy with all of their monetary assets sitting in the bank; it’s time to
let your money work for you, not you working for your money.|
|The Mystery Of The Lost City of GeraptikuWe’ve all heard of the Lost Desert, the Lost Shadow Usul (well,
perhaps he’s just a wanderer, but same overall concept) but whoever heard of a
|The Bounciest Game Around...Hasee Bounce!!!It’s now official… Hasee Bounce is addictive. It’s something about that game,
something that you can’t describe... It’s like an unwritten law, that once you’ve
started playing Hasee Bounce you will NEVER be able to stop. |
|Getting that Ultimate BullseyeYes, this is another one of those how-to game articles. But
hey, there haven’t been any articles totally dedicated to Ultimate Bullseye.|
|Hotel ReportStuck choosing between Cockroach Towers and Astrovilla (like that's
hard), or falling for Presidential Palace?|
|Guide for Feeding Kadoaties - Your Way of Being KindWhen it first came out, everyone
started going crazy over these poor little Petpets. What made everyone be kind
to feed like million worth of Draik eggs to these kitties?|
|Beating Spam into Mince Meat!What is spam? Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Don’t get me started about
what spammers are!|
|Direct From The Annual Gormball ChampionshipsShoy: As you can see, the competitors are making their way down to the
field now. Look! There’s Brian the red Scorchio. |
|Hannah and the Ice Caves Expansion InterviewThe release of the newest expansion to the Neopets Trading card game is approaching,
and everyone is wondering what to expect...|
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"True Friends" by starlightneo98
"Ewwwwww, did you like fall from a building and land on your face or something, because it sure looks like it!"
"If I could just touch it…" Max said miserably,
"…then maybe I would know what it feels like right before you fulfill your dream…"
"We should only look at it when we need a little hope or inspiration, or maybe
to find each other or ourselves again."