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Total Randomness

We want to know who Kauvara’s favourite band to see at the Tyrannian Concert Hall is? Where The Tax Beast likes to spend his holidays?

by aakheperkare
The Greatest Secret in all of Neopia?

I know many of my fellow Neopians are loyal questers for Jhudora and Illusen. I myself continually quest for Illusen, though I haven’t yet earned a Honey Potion. But the question I feel compelled to ask is, why?

by mydogisfudge
Escaping Cellblock

I wonder "Will the prisoners Clop, Barallus, Squire Meekel, and the Yellow Knight ever be set free?"

by stampsyne
How to End Sibling Rivalry

Sibling Rivalry, We’ve all heard of it. Most of us Neopet owners have probably dealt with it at one time or another.

by blackpanther189
Meerca Chase Magic!

Have you always wanted that Meerca Chase avatar, or one of those spiffy trophies, but you just couldn't get high enough of a score? No problem!

by junglebum
My Take on MAGAX: Destroyer

What do you think of when you hear MAGAX: Destroyer? Do you think of Hubrid Nox’s evil schemes? Or maybe you think of the mysterious hero, Magax.

by theblackwolf353
The Invisible and Invincible Space Faerie

Over the past week or so, it has been brought to my attention that a certain faerie has failed to be seen over the past few months.

by scorpio005
Adult Neopians

Nearly every time I visit the message boards I see a post relating to it in some way. Getting curious?

by sylvester_2528
A Chat and a Cup of Borvan With:

Today is a special day…I am conducting an interview with one of the most feared Chombies in all of Neopia! The Giant Hungry Malevolent Chomby! Or is he?

by erileen
Dear Roxy: Painting Problems Solved

Now, I must poke a hole into pet owner’s fantasies and silly day dreams. In reality, paint brushes don’t solve everything.

by roxycaligirl101
How to Win the Neopian Adventure Spotlight

Are you hungry for yet another trophy? Or maybe it’s the Neopoint reward? Maybe you just want to create an amazing adventure for all to enjoy?

by dawn_of_time
The Best Adventure Spots in Neopia: Tyrannia

Your guide to exploring Tyrannia, inspired by intense boredom.

by neo_star_queen
Kreludan Mining Corp. - Earning a Golden Spaceship

Home of mines, orange Grundos, blue gems, and...more orange Grundos. You may think that Kreludor’s just a big, dark, scary planet in the sky. Well, you’d be wrong, it’s actually a big, dark, scary moon in the sky...

by umbreon_of_the_moon
Writing for the NT When English is NOT Your First Language

This is an article to help you to write for the Neopian Times… if you’re one of those international players.

by shadowcristal
 
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Sibling Rivalry



Sibling Rivalry, We’ve all heard of it. Most of us Pet owners have probably dealt with it at one time or another. I’m sure you all know what it's like when you come home from earning Neopoints to find your Grarrl picking on your Ixi because your cute little Ixi would hand over his book...



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Gunza the Crybaby
He had tried to be tough and cool like the other Grarrls in his grade. He was supposed to be one of the most feared Neopets, for Sloth's sake! But he just couldn't muster up the courage to bully an Acara out of her lunch money.

by tree_rhymer

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Grarrls Just Wanna Have Fun
Tears welled up in her eyes as she looked outside at the picnic tables. The party was there, but no one else was there.

by beau_lis

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Behind the Doors of Another Class: Part One
"Yes, Fluffy, this really is incredible news!" said Miss Ford, a strawberry Poogle. "But unfortunately, we'll miss you. This'll be your last day with us.

by precious_katuch14

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Of Lights from Within: Part Seven
"Come on, Maddi!" Kylan exclaimed, cutting the Kougra's chain of thoughts. "We don't have time to look at mirrors."

by blubblub317

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Chaz and Crackers
It smelled so bad poor Renn fell out of his own comic...

by kybin

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Watch Out!
I'm gonna feed a-

by goldchocobo21



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