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Don't Trust The Pant Devil!
My lupe Vermanee was tricked by the Pant Devil!

by deluxe_cheeseburger


The Partnership: Part Three
I gave an inward sigh of relief. She pulled it off, I was sure of it. She had a bit of bad grammar, just like I told her, and I think I even spotted a tear forming at the corner of her eye. Not bad...

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Have a Ball
So the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate?

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Meeping Madness #2
Forget about the ink blots...

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Sloth's Time Machine: Part Two
"Yeah," the shadow Kyrii sighed. "But I just wish that something interesting would happen..."

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