There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots Circulation: 125,893,067 Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8
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Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct?
Have we ever considered that what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets and Neopets around Neopia?

by _icypanther_


Intellectual Twaddle
All your Neohome are belong to us.

by katu_fushigi


Yarr Matey!
Ewww... it smells of fish!

by endlesshollow


Rii n' Vix
...I didn't do ANYTHING.

by riimaru


No! Not Logic!
I hope you're happy.

by _xxninjaxx_

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