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Sugar High
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by sugary_goodness


Random Things
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by sky665


To Terrorize The Babysitter
"Anyway, I'm not sure what time I'll be home, so I called a babysitter for you three."

by clumsy_moo


The Chronicles of Knight II: Rebuilding the Forsaken - Part Four
His vision became sharper, and his normally acute hearing began to pick up smaller sounds. His head began to clear. Who was he?

by fierwym


NeoHomes & Gardens: 5 Simple Approaches to a Fabulous Neogarden
Are all your gardens completely empty or a tacky jumble of plants? Do your pets stay inside all day because they’re afraid to step into your gardens?

by jokerqueen

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