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Issue: 196 | 24th day of Relaxing, Y7
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Mystical Insight into a Mystical Mind
“It’s basically luck. I can’t lie to you for the sake of an avatar. What if you got attacked by Meepits and I didn’t warn you? Then I’d be liable.”
The challenges of being a meepit...
How to Win the Beauty Contest
"Vote for my Cybunny" is unlikely to lure the hordes to your board, but as (whoever) discovered "Vote for my handmade plushie Zafara" can keep the same board up for hours!
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