More Reasons To Boycott The Tongue Shrinkers
From an IM Conversation:
Anything happening right now? I'm thinking about writing something soon.
Nothing at all. The usual boring stuff, you know. But nothing else.
Oh. NTAG hasn't had much of its members in the Neopian Times lately. By the
way, I've been wondering. Do you have dreams? No, not the sleeping kind...
Yes. Many. Why? Are you going to write about dreams, or something?
Well kind of.
I have a dream...
Oh no. I feel a speech coming on.
A LONG speech.
A dream that one-day, Neopians and words alike will live in harmony and in
a peaceful empire. But they are here. And we are victims of them. So my dream
cannot be accomplished. We must get rid of them, and what they cause, by boycotting...
You know what I'm saying?
Yes. Many times I have spent my hard-earned Neopoints on cures for floppy tongue,
and complicated tongue twisters are always the cause.
Wow, you do understand. But are you ready to help me boycott the tongue shrinkers,
by you writing the intro?
Please say you will....
As ready as ready can be! I have quite a few sharpened pencils and a large
quantity of ink for my quill on hand, just in case I needed to write something.
And right now, I NEED to write something. FOR THE CITIZENS OF NEOPIA!
Too bad it's already written, eh?
The Helpful Yet Hard To Pronounce Tongue Twisty Rating Scaleo Thingamabobberria
(Remodeled with Moofi’s help, and it’s still a twelve!)
Many of you may remember this, as you were smart and read the previous warnings,
and things to be aware of in my last article. It is a bit different, but it
is an equivalent to the previous; however, the threats, are getting more serious.
We waste Neopoints because of these villains, and most of the time, they go
into buying more of the things that are just like the villains.
1 = Peo’s anyone? What, not a threat? Almost NOT but it still is.
2 = It is a little more dangerous than 1, but there is not much danger, unless
a word such as Draik is said 1,000 times.
3 = Word that bug you. An example would be Mallard. It could end up being Mallerc…
4 = El Pickulsaur Plushie!!!!
5 = those racing things in Meridell, and in Mynci Beach Volleyball… oh yeah
Turdles is what they’re called!
6 = Snowickle, snowizcul.. Oh MEEP!
7 = Snorkle Snouts anyone?
8 = Purple Poogle Toy.
9 = these tongue twisters are harder than most, but still not the hardest.
It’s like saying Achyfi Achyfi the Draik can fly, in Portuguese.
10 = Okay, lets just say this is similar to saying to Adam that you hate asparagus…
(Not as a tongue twister, but it still emphasizes how hard the tongue twister
is to say. Why is that so hard to say? Try saying it and staying alive.)
Everyday Tongue Twisters
Here are the every day threats to watch out for. Moofi and me have staked
these for your benefit. And we don’t want you to go seeking them out as well.
They spell out trouble, and Neopoints are wasted due to it. These are also some
that we stumble across every day. Even being everyday things, they are still
1. Aisha = 1 out of 10
2. Negg = 1 out of 10
3. Turtum = 1 out of 10
4. Peo = 1 out of 10
5. Kiwi = 1 out of 10
6. Meepit = 2 out of 10
7. Hubert (Owner of Hubert’s Hot Dogs for those who don’t know him…) = 2 out
8. Potato = 2 out of 10
9. Fyora = 3 out of 10
10. Neopian Times = 3 out of 10
11. Cherryberry Krawkade = 3 out of 10
12. Ultranova = 3 out of 10
13. Scoop Chops = 4 out of 10
14. Kreludor = 4 out of 10
15. Gummy Grensa = 4 out of 10
16. Turdle = 5 out of 10
17. Interesting Ixis = 5 out of 10
18. Doctor Sloth = 6 out of 10
19. Cream Covered Acara Cookie= 6 out of 10
20. Caramel Kiko Sweets = 7 out of 10
21. Furry Fury Grarrl Gobstopper = 7 out of 10
22. Purple Poogle Toy = 8 out of 10
23. Pink Poogle Toy = 8 out of 10
24. Minty Meerca Mini Cake = 9 out of 10
25. Walking Carpet Rug = 9 out of 10
26. Dreary Lily=10 out of 10
27. Walking Carpet = 10 out of 10
28. Rustic Kougra Plushie = 10 out of 10
29. Super Sour Shocker Chia Pop = 10 out of 10
30. Castle of Eliv Thade = 10 out of 10
Some tongue twisters are intentional, and have been made by the worst evils
ever just to mess with us, and try to take over Neopia! Moofi and me have set
out and found them, through experience, witnessing, and even through other ways.
Beware of these. They are VERY, VERY dangerous. We even have a list of those
evil people now, so you can take them on in the Battledome. The evil people
are as follows:
1. Greg the very angry programmer
2. Pet Rocks
3. Number Six
5. Tax Beast
6. Mr. Roboto.
7. The Lab Ray Scientist.
Yes, we know there are many more Neopians we could have listed, but that is
a basic outline, and the ones who are most evil. And their twisters are actually
more evil then they are. He they come, the intentional tongue twisters of doom!
Intentional Tongue Twisters
Adam smells like poo = 1 out of 10
Mr. Roboto rampaged and rioted = 1 out of 10
Sloth’s staring at soup = 2 out of 10
Wonderful Warfs wait for Wednesday = 2 out of 10
The Phantom Orange Shirt Guy is responsible for us getting more words for the
word count = 3 out of 10
Beth the Bruce was the best Bruce and won the beauty contest = 4 out of 10
Betty the Blumaroo bit a black Babaa’s big blue nose = 5 out of 10
Jelly World doesn’t exist and never will= 5 out of 10
Mr. Pickles picked a pickle-like petpet = 5 out of 10
Snowflake sat silently sipping simmering soup swiftly = 6 out of 10
Snowflake snatched some snooping Snot pets and sent them home = 6 out of 10
Grimlix the Grundo played a great game of gormball and gave Grundos a great
name. = 7 out of 10
Malevolent Meercas merrily march with mournful Meepits and magnificent Miamice
while marveling at marzipan and magenta-loving Moehogs = 8 out of 10
Miep the Meepit made millions mopping muck off many marble floors = 9 out of
Sloth Day Soup sat silently since soup’s unable to speak = 10 out of 10
I want you to right the conclusion.
A conclusion about the evil tongue twisters
And how we would like to thank the people for reading this
And that they need to avoid them.
Anything you need to add tell me.
And I'll see about it.
Ok... just a second, I'll get right on it
But say goodbye, and tell them to lookout. Oops, we've already done it again!
We’ve already written it!
Well anything to say? I'd like to add: Goodbye and be aware!
And stway afway fwom twongue wisters… owh no! Moowfwee cood joo twanswate?
Looks like I can withstand them a little better. If we don’t buy the cure,
tongue twisters will stop, and go away do to no income… Well what he’s trying
to say is avoid tongue twisters and try to boycott the tongue shrinkers. And
last but not least… He’s crazy, lazy, and insane and can be boring, and he can
still hear me. Well goodbye!