Kreludor: Safe, Or Dangerous?
KRELUDOR: Although discovered quite a while ago, not much is known about Neopia's
moon Kreludor. So far, it is known as a tourist attraction, scientific site, and
even as a marketplace. However, the next time you read a Booktastic Book really
think to yourself. Is it just an illusion, this place is shrouded in mysteries,
or is it real? Perhaps it is on purpose, maybe just a coincidence. Just one of
the many clues that are begging to be solved. Though it may seem normal, even
the Kreludor Homes shop could be hiding something. Something amazing, something
unseen, and even something deadly. The whole fate of Neopia could rest there but
we would have no idea what was happening.
Good, now that I've got you hooked, I must say I've explored most of Kreludor
and found almost squat. There are only a few places on this barren planet but
so far, nothing strange. Oh yes, the Kreludan Mining Corp and Neocola Machine..
Well, I'll explain that later before you take me TOO seriously and start forming
armies against the lovely moon. If you've never been to Kreludor you simply
must take a vacation. It may be the last you have- I mean, it's a completely
safe place for the family (at least inside the mini space station). Here's a
basic tour of the safe places anyhow, to encourage you to go even if it's for
Cafe Kreludor: Many whom have visited Grundo Cafe may cringe at the sight of
another space food restaurant. However, don't fret any longer victims of food
poisoning! Though you may not believe it, the delectable dumplings here are
even better than those of Faerieland. Here, instead of making your stomach,
the food makes your taste buds explode. This tiny Cafe provides an assortment
of food from a Kreludan Rocket Cookie to the contagiously famous Kreludan Grunpop.
You name it and they’ll make it! A simple warning however, if you go to Café
Kreludor, I’d advise not going into Grundo Café - it’s very competitive. And
Gargarox (owner of Grundo Café) is very big..
Kreludan Homes: Is your pet a Grundo? Or perhaps simply a Kreludor obsessed
neopet? Then why not decorate its Neohome room with Kreludan furniture! Furniture
is lovingly carved and accurately crafted. It's stock is 100% unique and has
a wide variety. Nothing will be missing if you buy from here and your space
themed room will be complete without long-term searching! All in one place,
Orange Kreludan Bean Bags, Beds, tables, and more! Unlike certain furniture,
this set is completely free! You may decide to decorate your room this way too,
why should your neopet get all of the good stuff?
Booktastic Books: Lost Desert books are boring. Who wants to learn to make
a papyrus anyways? And as for the average book, Feed Koi, how ELSE would you
feed it- it's a neopet like all the others! As you can see, all of the book
types are scattered throughout Neopia. If you want to find a certain type of
book you'll need to go place to place. Not anymore! Read how to bake Kreludan
cookies, explore the world of stargazing, and read Kreludan history, such as
this one. It even has its own book club, so quit dreaming award dreamers and
get a head start!
Under the Moon: Admit it, when looking at Kreludor or the “moon” on the virtual
human site, www.earthpets.com, you’ve wondered what it would be like to stand
upside down without drilling your head into concrete. Well, this is a perfectly
harmless way to do so! Just keep walking and stand under it, kind of like a
ball! Fun yes? Nothing is there so if you want to dance like a maniac, no one
will see. Except for the hundred people who will try it after reading this article
And there you have it, all of the safe places in Kreludor's mini space station!
(Okay, technically under the moon isn’t but who cares - it’s fun?) Oh yes, there
are two others of course... *sigh* This is where the mysteries and rumors come
up. The doom outside, The section that is entwined with my over dramatic beginning.
Let's just say Dr. Sloth has been making some visits..
Neocola Machine: It has doom written all over it and I mean literally. There
have been many mysterious reports about this machine. Some go there without
the required tokens and bad things happened. According to Jenny Kyrii, one day
her friend decided to check it out. Jenny tried to earnestly warn her friend
that she'd need the tokens but the girl wouldn't listen. Hours passed and her
friend did not return. That's not the only strange thing that's been circulating
around. Drinkers of the liquid claim there was something strange about it. Right
after the finished, they felt different for the worst.
Kreludor Mining Corp: While striding up to this odd place you find a couple
1) An evil robot about to blast you into molecules
2) A required activation code
3) Keep away signs
Nothing really suspicious, eh? Rumors have been spreading and I have an itching
feeling that our old friend Dr. Sloth has been up to something. After all, evil
can only be good for so long. I tried to get some information out of the robot
but ended up getting my orange JubJub cap shriveled into ashes. Trust me, there’s
nothing to find there other than destruction, so stay away from it before you
become moon dirt…
Additional Kreludor Tidbits:
Native Population: Orange Grundos
Closest World: Virtupets Space Station
Status: Neopia’s only moon
Myths: Lupes howl at Kreludor
KRELUDOR: It's fun, dangerous, or anything else you pulled away from this
article. It has been a fun five minutes of obsessive advertising but now it
is the end of the article. *ignores cheering reader* Hopefully this educated
you about Kreludor and all that jazz. I hope I'll see you there! And remember,
stay away from the Neocola Machine and Kreludor Mining Corp... or else.