Explore -- Tyrannia
Hi, I'm here to tell you about the worlds of Neopia. Are you ready to hear
about Terror Mountain? Or maybe Tyrannia. Whatever the case, you'll learn things
about these worlds. You might want to know what makes the Lost Desert so special,
and why people even bother to visit Coltzan's Shrine. Maybe you want to hear secrets
about what really happens on Krawk Island. Could it be that the Faeries of Faerieland
aren't always happy and carefree? But why are we still standing around? Tyrannia's
not getting any colder! Get your seatbelts ready and hang on…we're going to Tyrannia!
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Today we'll be exploring: Tyrannia
I'm starting to wonder if TNT really likes multiple worlds with one click,
or they just like making things confusing for everybody else. All the same,
Tyrannia also has two sections. You can visit the lush valley and jungle of
Tyrannia, or go and roast on the Tyrannian Plateau. Either way, you're in for
a great time!
*Top places to visit while you're in Tyrannia
While the inhabitants of Tyrannia only speak Ugga Ugga, there's still a lot
of fun places to go. You could stop by the Volcano Run game and earn some quick
Neopoints. This game used to be located on the "Volcano" part of Tyrannia, which
was the third wheel in the Land of Tyrannia. I guess you can call Tyrannia a
bicycle now, since the Volcano part no longer exists. More about that later.
Or you could try checking out the other, new popular game at the Jungle. Everybody
likes whacking at those little, colored plastic balls and hitting them through
a windmill, so what's the difference when you're a Neopet in funny clothes and
you're hitting a ball made out of dung?
Another place to go are the mysterious Cave Paintings. Although it looks like
prehistoric Tyrannians didn't use rocks to draw these…all the same, click on
the cave at the right hand side of the page to see some barbaric Neopets and
for them to pop out of your printer. Wow!
A cool place to go is another one of the many "Wheels", located in the center
of the page. This is one is called "The Wheel of Mediocrity". For those who
are, let's say, "less smart", mediocrity means "a quality that is acceptable
but not very good", so know you may have a better understanding of this wheel.
A bored looking Jetsam runs it, only 50 Neopoints a spin, so why not? Look at
the prizes before you slam a bag of NP on the table.
*Natives of Tyrannia
Pets: Scorchios (from the hot regions of Tyrannia, mostly on the Plateau
and the former Volcano area), some Grarrls like to hang around Tyrannia as well,
an occasional Chia, some Zafaras, Chombys, and Tonus
Petpets: Airax, Niptor, Reptillor, Icklesaur, and Scado
*A fun fact about the Tyrannian Jungle
Personally, I can't think of anything that is amazing and secretive about the
Tyrannian Jungle. I'm trying to think, really, but the Tyrannian Jungle page
hasn't changed very much. Although, I have heard some people ask why the sun
is always in the same place on this place. And now, I have an answer for you
people! *parade and everyone gets quiet* I have no clue! Very special.
For the most visited place in Tyrannia, I think there is some contest for this
spot. Keep reading, and you'll know what I mean.
*Top places to visit in Tyrannia
The real competition is between the Ticket Booth and the Giant Omelette. Yes,
I said the Ticket Booth, not the Concert Hall. At the Concert Hall, you can
see the bands play and hear music come out of your speakers and even get free
stuff! But do you pay to get into the Concert Hall? Nope! You use your ticket.
But where do you get your ticket? At the Ticket Booth. See, everybody is rallying
and fighting against one another as they shove another user out of the way to
grab that last ticket before the other. You can get to the Ticket Booth by (obviously)
clicking on "TICKET BOOTH" or the little blue dude in the stall. Once you buy
your ticket (after being told how much one costs and how many are left), you
can make your way over to the Concert Hall which has a strange resemblance to
Stonehenge in England. If you don't know what Stonehenge is, then forget I mentioned
The Giant Omelette is the place where your starving or dying Neopets will never
go hungry again. Every day, you can get a free piece of omelette. These pieces
can range from Plain to Bacon and Pepperoni to Carrot and Peas. You can only
get one piece a day, so don't try to fake the whole thing by saying "Uh…um…er…that
was my twin brother. Can't you see that there is a space after my username?"
or something corny like that. But you must wonder…what giant creature lays one
of these huge things everyday? Talk about tiring.
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*Top places NOT to visit in Tyrannia
The scariest place is Tyrannia is the Lair of the Beasts. It's this long series
of pages (about 4 or so) where you see these pictures of sinister looking cave
areas. The buttons keep saying 'are you sure you want to go?' 'Go back by clicking
here!' and things like that. Your pet will plead you not to go, but if you eventually
keep clicking through, you'll get to the beast. Here, turn your volume control
down because it can really hurt your ears if it's on loud. The beast will start
squawking and screaming and your pet gets freaked out. So just don't go.
The Wheel of Monotony. Give it a spin and then go make yourself a cup of hot
chocolate or coffee. Grab a book and kick back and read. Minimize the screen
and play some other game. Watch a movie. Practice your singing so you can make
it to Broadway. Try to keep your pets from drooling all over that expensive
toy. Glare at the Tyrannian Quiggle for a few hours. Try with feigned interest
to capture a piece of floating dust. Do something so you won't die of boredom.
Splash some cold water on your face…or even better, sniff a pile of dung. Then
again, maybe not.
*Natives of Tyrannia
Same as above, I don't think there's much difference. Oh, but the petpets are
Petpets: Sauropod (I have one of these, they're so sweet), Stego, Uggatrip,
Gruslen, Acko, and Donksaur
*A fun fact about the Tyrannian Plateau
You used to be able to click on that volcano in the distance, which would lead
you to the third part of Tyrannia. There didn't used to be much there. Things
that were on the Volcano page have now been moved to the Jungle, the Plateau,
or elsewhere on the Neopets Site.
Tyrannia's Concert Hall
Here's a little bonus (obviously about the Concert Hall, if you couldn't read
that, then you can't understand this so just go away then). The top 3 favorite
bands (in my opinion, and in others) are:
1) The Twisted Roses. The Twisted Roses are probably the most popular band
because they are all girls, and that they look and sound cool as well. These
girls are an Ixi, a Shoyru (yeah!), and a Zafara. These girls are tough, and
won't let anyone bother them. When the band showed up, it was the newest craze…everybody
wanted to see a Twisted Roses concert. Even me. I only recently got to see a
Concert, about a month ago. My pet who got to see it was so excited and she
was going crazy at the concert. Some merchandise that you can get from this
wild band are: Twisted Roses Key Chain and Twisted Roses Poster. By the way,
the ticket looks cool too.
2) Jazzmoisis. This is a cool, unique band without saying anything. Then again,
I am a jazz fan so I guess that makes it higher in my eyes in the first place.
This band consists of a Grarrl, a Blumaroo, a Chia, an Elephante, a Nimmo, and
a Kyrie. Jazzmoisis was doing okay, but it hit the sky when the new avatar came
out. At first, no one could understand how to get it. Then, all of a sudden,
on all the avvie help pages it said…SEE A Jazzmoisis CONCERT! Well, I took that
as a "go do it now!" They play every Thursday at the Concert Hall, so I rushed
over there to get a ticket. SOLD OUT! When you get to the Concert Hall early
in the morning to get a ticket, and find out they're sold out, you start to
realize how many other users there are in Neopets that are collecting those
avvies. So, I ended up having to use the Shop Wizard. In my desperate want for
this avvie, I spent 19,000 Neopoints on a ticket. I was lucky though. I saved
a whole 1,000 Neopoints. Still, it didn't make much difference when my bank
account amount dropped. Most Jazzmoisis tickets (if not bought from the ticket
booth) are being hoarded by those who got there at 12:00:01 AM NST and bought
all the tickets possible, only to sell them later to you for 18,000 Neopoints
3) From the hit game, comes Chomby and the Fungus Balls band! This band was
already doing really, really well before the avatar came out. Their music was
pretty good, I have to admit, even if I only saw my first concert for this band
a few weeks ago. It's a very nice avvie though, so that made me happy. A friend
of mine has a pet who is crazy about Chomby and the Fungus Balls. So I did her
pet a favor, and used her pet (a Nimmo named Prozzie) and put him into one of
my stories which I submitted, along with mentions of Chomby and the Fungus Balls.
All the same, this is a lot of fun to take your Neopet too, since they enjoy
it as much as you!
You could check out a Two Gallon Hatz concert if you want a taste for some
true cowboyish/tyranniaish music! I'm not sure if either of those are words.
I bet you a Neopoint they aren't…oh, and the members are some funny looking
guys that look like they jumped out of Year 2.
The Blue Kacheek Group has a similar vibe as the Blue Man Group, which can
be seen in many places. You can see three Blue Kacheeks as the members of this
The Hikalakas are an original, island music band. If you're looking for some
calming music, this is the band for you. You can see an Island Techo, an Island
Acara, and an (you guessed it!) Island Wocky.
Or you could watch a MYNCI concert, with these 5 Myncis (all with weird, but
cool looking hairdos) making some happy, carefree music.
If you look very carefully, you might be able to go to a Philharmonic, with
some old-time…what's that word? Oh, I forget it now, but it's sort of classically.
A Lenny, a Zafara, a Kyrie, a Lupe, a Grarrl, and a Meerca are all part of this
Grab a Moehawk ticket and listen to some rock music while three slick-looking
Moehogs jam and make a general cool, but very odd (and at some points, disturbing)
Don't forget to grab an avvie on your way out of a Sticks N' Stones concert
as a Grarrl, Blumaroo, Lupe, and Nimmo make their tunes. There seem to be a
lot of Grarrls and Lupes on stage…haven't seen a Kau or a Flotsam yet.
If you're a Wocky and Tyrannia fan, then you should see a Wock Til You Drop
concert. Three Wockys are the stars of this concert (well, mostly two because
one is stuck in some sort of case).
Yes Boy Ice Cream is the perfect band for all you Shoyru fans (which would
include me). Three Shoyrus dazzle as lights flash and they make some great music.
These Primary Shoyrus are Primary Colors. Check it out!
Around Christmas Time, you'll be able to catch some Christmas-like songs. Chomby
and the Fungus Balls put their Santas hats on and their music has a different
tune. The Jazzmoisis Christmas Concert is something to see also, even though
some of the band members aren't there, but they're singing Jingle Bells with
real words! Great tune. They've got a different attire as well.
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Well, that's it for today! I hope you enjoyed learning about Tyrannia and its
lands and bands! Next on our traveling agenda is Space! How is that possible,
you ask? Well, we're going to check out the Virtupets Space Station and Kreludor,
Neopia's moon. Like, what's with the giant Sloth head in the Mining Corp. on
Kreludor? Find out when we go exploring again! Over and out, from Cyborg8000.