Stand behind yer sheriff
Issue: 178 | 18th day of Awakening, Y7
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Horrors of the Bathroom
"Come on, guys," said Kat earnestly. "Now how bad can it be? It's not like it will drown, bite or smite us, right? It's just a toilet!"
Don't shoot the messenger...
The Adventures of Tarin and Zeke: The Dark Book - Part Four
They had entered the dungeons. They were cold, smelly, and only lit by a few torches sitting in brackets along the walls. There were a few cells.
"_A_J_Rimmer_ to Dr. Sloth's office at once!"
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