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Extraordinary Alien Aishas


by _clows_cool_pets

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     Alien Aishas are one of the most unique pets out there. With six ears instead of four and a red triangle symbol on their forehead, they are unlike all other Aishas. Their origins are unknown and they are quite mysterious beings. They are highly intelligent creatures with a love for gross foods. No one knows why they came to Neopia but they are industrious and business savvy creatures with a penchant for vending machines. Alien Aishas are mostly known for their vending machines, in which you spend Nerkmids to get a mystery prize. You pull various levers and push as many buttons as you want, and in return you will receive a fabulous prize, such as a Paint Brush, a Fading Bottled Faerie, a Nerkmid, or most commonly Gross Food. The Alien Aisha Vending Machine and the army of Alien Aishas who run the machine can be found in the Neopian Plaza, in Neopia Central. Learning about these strange beings may help us understand them better as a whole and may help unlock the mysteries of their origin.

     

      Farvin III is a well known champion Gormball player. Farvin III uses having six ears to his advantage when he competes in Gormball tournaments. He uses his extra sensory hearing to his advantage in tournaments to hear when the Gormball is close to exploding. Farvin III’s first win was in the 9th year of the Annual Gormball Championship. This win was much deserved after being a runner up in years 3, 5, 7, and Year 8 of the Annual Gormball Championship. Farvin III was particularly motivated to beat Ember, the fire faerie, who had taken first place from him in both Year 7 and Year 8 of the Annual Gormball Championships. The final nail biting match of Year 9 went into overtime against Ember, winner of the two previous championships. Farvin III cinched the victory against Ember when a meteor from Kreludor hit the stadium and the lights went out temporarily. When the lights came back on it was clear that in the confusion Ember had lost her spark and had lost the match. What many believe to be the peak of Farvin III’s career was followed by him placing third in years 11 and 16. Although Farvin III hasn’t seen much success in the competitive world of Gormball since then, he considers his crowning achievement winning the grudge match against Ember. But don’t count him out yet! The athletic Alien Aisha is the most recent winner of the Year 19 Annual Gormball Championship and is surely just beginning to make his comeback!

     

     

      Another noteworthy Alien Aisha is Captain Xelqued. Captain Xelqued, along with his friend and colleague Norbekk, invented the now retired Aisha Myriad. The Aisha Myriad was a Hidden Tower item that could become any random current Hidden Tower weapon above 1,000,000 Neopoints when used in the battledome. This amazing and unpredictable Battledome Weapon was very versatile because it could become such a large range of powerful of items. One day Captain Xelqued and his Pilot Norbekk were flying their spacecraft through the skies of Faerieland in search of the Hidden Tower when suddenly they crashed right into it! The impact sent Xelqued flying from his ship and through the side of the Hidden Tower, where he was quickly caught by Fyora herself! Xelqued sweet talked the enraged faerie queen into giving him a tour of the Hidden Tower before showing him the door. What Fyora didn’t realize was that Captain Xelqued had a high tech secret camera that took a picture every time he blinked his eyes. This camera also ran diagnostics of every rare artefact she showed him inside the tower. This is how he geniusly invented the Aisha Myriad. When Fyora realized what had happened she seized control of all of the Aisha Myriads that had been created and started selling them herself in the Hidden Tower, making sure to run a background check on all customers to make sure they weren’t secret alien Aisha spies.

     

      While not much is known about the geological origins of the Alien Aisha, they have shown a strong space force presence. Arlhox VII is the supreme commander of the Alien Aishas. Reports show that two brave Alien Aishas recruits named Eddix and Moxie under Commander Arlhox VII’s command were sent to rescue five Alien Aisha scientists that had crash landed on different planets throughout the galaxy. These scientists were vital to Arlhox VII’s invasion force. Exactly what Arlhox VII plans on invading has yet to be determined. Another famous Alien Aisha known for her space antics is the Bounty Hunter Sophix II. Sophix II is a rare pink Alien Aisha, known for her role leading a mechanized Grundo army in The Return of Dr. Sloth alongside Commander Garoo and Ylana Skyfire. Other well known Alien Aishas are Farlax V, an explorer whose dream is to have an Alien Aisha Vending Machine in every galaxy, Beerlap III, an ardent adventurer of the cosmos, Gargan IV, who searches the universe for new recipes to add to the Vending Machines, and Shreegla VI, a researcher of other worlds. Not much is known of these space faring Aisha’s but their notoriety has made their names’ known across the galaxies. Alien Aisha’s are known for seeking knowledge and their love for adventure. There are many Alien Aisha’s exploring lands far beyond our reaches as well as those who have made their home in Neopia and explore the same streets we do.

     

      Alien Aisha’s live amongst us in Neopia and learning about them will help us to understand them better. Many have quirky traits and other worldly behavior which I attribute to the one thing they all have in common, their extreme intelligence. Whether they are champion athletes, scientists, space explorers, or vending machine operators, they are all very intelligent beings that deserve our respect and admiration. If you’d like to have your very own Alien Aisha there are only two ways to get one. They are available by zapping your Aisha with the secret laboratory ray, or by receiving a Fountain Faerie quest and painting your Aisha Alien at the Rainbow Fountain.

          

 
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