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Issue: 179 | 25th day of Awakening, Y7
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The New Neopian Order, As Ordained By Sloth
As a reporter for the Times, my journalist’s instincts told me I must spread the news. This was top-notch stuff, fresh from the hands of everyone’s favourite villain.
The Other Side of The Story
I scanned the rows of empty Kadoatie cages, making sure each was perfect for when the first Kadoaties arrived.
Hold-up At The Robo-Jello-Snow Convention!: Part One
"Nasty-wasty jello-brains and cog-head won't take me to the convenshun, said I didn't belong!" the little furry troublemaker bawled, casting a sideward mischievous glance at his brother and sister.
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