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Are You a Kadoatie or Warf Neopian?


by saudadesdagripe

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Why is Sloth green? Why do Dark Faeries ask for toys on their quests? Where is the Secret Laboratory located? So many questions, and not enough answers. That, my friend, is the kind of world Neopia is, full of unanswered questions, full of mystery. I have been around for quite a long time I'd say, and let me tell you that there's a question that has been bugging me ever since I joined the site. It is the first question ever asked, the oldest question in the universe, that no one knows the answer for – which is the best: the Kadoatie or the Warf?

Some people may say it is the Kadoatie; some people say it is the Warf. Unfortunately, we will never come into an agreement. The reason for that is that everyone will choose the one that they feel most related to, creating a divergence so big that it is impossible for us to have a single answer.

And what about you? Yes, you! The one reading this article at this precisely moment. Which one do you like the most?

If you already have an answer for the question I just made, you have my permission to go and read another article of the Times, or comic, you name it. You can stay, of course, and read it all, but keep in mind one thing – this article was made mainly for those who could not answer my question. My mission, in this article, is to help people to decide between the two petpets (Kadoatie or Warf) by creating a "match" of the petpet and reader's personalities. I'm sure you have heard a very similar question before, so I don't think it is that hard to understand what I'm trying to do here.

Now, it is very important that you read everything very carefully, or the result may not be correct. Firstly, I'm going to talk a little about the petpets themselves, so you know more about them, which is very important; you need to gather all the information you can about those two, don't you agree? After a short info-text, you will be ready for the most important part of this article: the quiz. By honestly answering the quiz and writing down your answers, you will be able to figure out if you are either a Kadoatie Neopian, or a Warf Neopian. Are you ready? ARE YOU READY? I hope so.

Kadoaties are very cute creatures, but they can be very loud too, especially if they are hungry. They are very famous in Neopia because of the Kadoatery, a building located in Neopia Central that works much like a hotel for Kadoaties whose owners are going to travel. Even though you can see lots of them in the Kadoatery, they are pretty rare, and if you desire to own one, it may cost you a quite few millions of Neopoints.

Warfs can be very loyal and helpful petpets, and they are known to protect their owners from everything. If you ever visit the games room you can see a game named after them, called Warf Rescue Team. On this game, a large group of Warfs are going to help --guess who?-- Kadoaties stuck on the branches of a tree. In opposition of Kadoaties, Warfs are very common, and they will cost you something around a thousand Neopoints.

I don't think there is more I can say without spoiling the final results, so we'd better head to the quiz. Please, be as honest as possible.

1) It's your Neofriend's birthday, what do you do?

a) You create a topic on the Neoboards, wishing her/him happy birthday – that way everyone will know it's your friend's birthday.

b) You create a simple petpage, write a really meaningful text, and buy a gift you know s/he will like.

2) It's a bye-day at the Altador Cup, what do you do?

a) You play some games; they're fun and give you NP.

b) You read the Neopian Times, something to relax your mind.

3) Let's suppose you are a Neopet and you are going to travel, where would you like to go?

a) Travel and visit the Mystery Island's beaches, of course!

b) Somewhere quiet, Shenkuu or Kiko Lake, for example.

4) What is your favourite sport?

a) Yooyuball or Volleyball.

b) I like sleeping and eating a lot, do they count?

5) You see someone looking for a 'pet on the Pound Chat, what do you do?

a) You wish them good luck and stay to chat a little, since you are feeling pretty gentle that day.

b) Since you don't own the 'pet they are looking for, you simply close the tab; but if you are in a good mood, you wish them good luck before doing so.

6) Which one of these Neopian villains do you prefer?

a) Balthazar.

b) Hubrid Nox.

7) What are your favourite Neopets's contests? (Choose the option that best fits in your preferences).

a) Beauty Contest; Caption Contest; Better Than You; Lenny Conundrum.

b) Site Spotlight; Poetry Contest; Storytelling Contest; Neopian Times.

8) You are writing something for the Neopian Times. What is it?

a) You like writing articles, especially game guides and customization.

b) You prefer writing short stories or, if you are skilled enough, drawing comics.

9) What are your favourite avatars? (Again, choose the option that best fits in your preferences).

a) Petpet Rescue; Tonu - Charge!; Neomail Addict; Super Attack Pea!.

b) Kadoatery - Mew!; Master Vex; Bon Appétit; MSPP.

10) Last question! Which one of these foods do you think is the tastiest?

a) Faerie Leaves Hot Dog.

b) Happy Anniversary Negg.

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Now that the quiz has ended, count how many of each option (A or B) you have chosen. Done? Then read your result! Good luck!

If you have chosen more options A: Congratulations, you are definitely a Warf Neopian! You probably know a lot of users in Neopia, your Neofriend bar must be full all the time! You are friendly and very loyal to each one of your friends, mainly the closest ones. Your 'pets are always perfectly dressed since people frequently visit your user lookup and you want to impress every single visitor. You are most likely to enjoy talking on the Neoboards and participating in contests in which you will need to interact with other people.

If you have chosen more options B: Well, well, it looks like you are a Kadoatie Neopian! Kadoatie Neopians are more likely to lurk on the Neoboards instead of posting on them - and you probably don't spend too much time taking care of you signature, too. You are more likely to have just a few Neofriends, but you love them a lot. Since you enjoy taking some time to yourself and yourself only, participating in creative contests is your thing.

Thank you for reading my article and completing the quiz. I hope you are happy with the result you have got! If by any chance you have chosen the same amount of As and Bs, you are a well-equilibrated Neopian, which is no less important than the Kadoatie or Warf Neopians. I hope you have had some fun, because I surely had. See you!

 
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