How to Dress Like a Villain with NC

This guide will give you some tips on which Neocash items will help your pet stand out and really pull off that villain look they are so interested in trying out.

*WARNING* Use of these items may make pets laugh manically, obsess about taking over the world, and even turn evil! Use at your own risk.

Dark Thieving Jacket

Maybe your pet is just starting out on their way to villainy and wants to get their foot in the door. A great way to do this would be to put on one of these jackets. It is perfect for when you would be planning a heist. The black colour helps you to blend into the shadows and there are lots of pockets for storing all sorts of thieving gadgets in. This jacket is even water proof for those rainy day missions, or for when you might need to escape out through the sewers. What better way is there for your pet to look cool while they are practicing being a thief?

Vampire Counts Cape

The Dark Thieving Jacket was great for a more modern villain, but what if your pet wants to be a bit more traditional? They should use a Vampire Cape to show off just how classic they are. This villain style is still a great theme even now. Just ask Count Von Roo, he is still sporting it after all. What better way can you show off how truly nefarious you are then by having a huge cape swishing and swirling around you as you walk around your haunted castle. Just wearing this shows you mean business and are not afraid of anyone, not even the night.

Fancy Lab Coat

Maybe you don't want to be a vampire in a haunted castle, well why not be a villainous scientist instead? With this lab coat you can be experimenting with all sorts of machines and potions to take over the world, and not get any sort of sludge on you. This coat will keep you clean as you experiment from dusk till dawn. I'm sure all that scientific training from our supreme leader Dr. Sloth has taught you how important a good lab coat can be! So why not grab that coat off the rack, use your brain, and create something truly evil!

Dark Valentine Sword

What villain would be caught without some sort of nefarious weapon? This sword is perfect for the aspiring villain since it is a dark blade. What really shows this off is the vines wrapping around the sword, be sure not to touch those yourself as they are very prickly. But for anyone else trying to attack you this is useful. Even though this is a Valentine sword, there is nothing happy about it. Just look at the broken heart on the blade of the sword, everyone will be able to see that you are no nice guy. So pick up one of these swords today and watch as everyone bends to your will!

Surrounded by Wraiths

While you do not directly wear this on your person, what evil villain would not want a trail of Wraiths following behind him or her? As you evilly walk about town square everyone will take note of the Wraiths following closely behind you. You wouldn't even need to wear any other evil clothing, all the other pets will see that at any moment you could have the Wraiths attack and the pets will stay out of your way. What better way to get into all those shops and be sure that you are at the front of the line to buy all those rare items? And why should you not already be at the front of the line? That is your rightful place for how villainous and cunning you are to scare off the other customers.

Krawley Contacts

You will also need a good pair of contacts to show off your evil intent. Who will really believe that you are a villain if your eyes look so happy and cheerful? You need to pull off the villain look throughout every aspect of yourself. Just by putting in these contacts you will already look more menacing than you were before. Krawley was the Krawk that orchestrated the entire destruction of Neovia, and what better way to honour a great villain than by wearing his contacts. Just be sure that you get some practice putting them in before you go out on a night of debauchery. You wouldn't want to accidentally poke yourself in the eye before a big night!

Eliv Thade Castle Background

What other background is better for showing off your evil place of residence? Living in the fabled haunted house of Eliv Thade you can sit comfortably while your... guests, become more nervous as time passes. They will probably get even more nervous as items move around the room during dinner. The way the candles keep flickering will set them off even more. So if you want a creepy and haunted place to call home, this would be it. Not every villain needs to have a whole space ship to himself after all!

The Three Collectors Cloak

This is one of the best ways to show off how villainous you can be. Appearing next to someone in a dark cloak, and disappearing in the next instant. The Three do this constantly to try and get pets to follow their horrible advice. With this cloak you can be just like them. The glowing heart on your chest just adds to the creepiness of the cloak and will just terrify other pets even more. Just be careful if you are wearing this cloak during the summer, it does get very hot in there and is only recommended for use during the winter months.

Court Dancer Collectors Wig

A beautiful wig, but only because of how evil it is! With this hair style the Court Dancer was able to mesmerize King Skarl and the other Meridellians and helped Kass to sneak into the kingdom. Of course she may have had some other magic, when she transformed back to her Darigan form, her hair was still the same. So it must have been magical itself! With this wig you will be able to pull off a nice subtle undetectable evil. This way you can still be villainous, but not give it away too easily. It would be very bad if you walked to the store in your evil outfit and was instantly recognized every time. So use this wig if you want to blend in but still be nefarious!

Those were a few suggestions as to which NC items will be good to make your pet look just like a villain. Because who doesn't have a bit of an evil side to them? Why not let it show and be evil!*

*All opinions here are of the writer and possible evil characters he has conversed with and do not represent the opinions of the Neopian Times.