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Issue: 587 | 22nd day of Running, Y15
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The Chase is Better than the Catch - Smug Philosopher
Or how to obtain a Philosophers wig for free
Everyone Loves the Undead: Part Five
"Then you may have to wake him," Franks suggested. "Just try to do it without a stake in your hand. Vampires get funny about that sort of thing."
Meanwhile in Tyrannia...
Also evil looking Neopets love to eat some veggies!
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