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Issue: 587 | 22nd day of Running, Y15
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Defender of Neopia - Origin of Keenomarci
When I woke up, my owner wasn't anywhere to be found. I was alone, in a dark cold cave and I had no idea what had happened. My vision was a little blurry...
Fitting how a nonexistant place has nonexistant manners towards newcomers.
Salt Water and Soy Biscuits
Some of them haven't even seen the ocean.
You're not sure how anything in their world can be okay.
Don't forget to use fabric softener.
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