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Issue: 585 | 8th day of Running, Y15
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Plot Paranoia: Improvising
Some Neopians hope winning the war will be a piece of cake.
Concept by j_harkness
It's a seasonal business.
We All Fall Down: Part Four
"...Is he afraid of her? Put those in the pan over there, dear; I'll cook them in a minute."
Eyrie Theory: Magma Pool
Not all pets will go swimming in magma just because you ask them to.
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