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Issue: 581 | 8th day of Awakening, Y15
Random Oddness: Valentines
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Bah, I wish I'd never found your stupid lamp.
Also by wistren
Dinner with the Scarlets: Homemade Defender
Come to think of it, the cape might not be such a good idea either.
Happy Valentine's Day
Idea by alternative
The alternative to Bloat-B-Gone; a snowball to the gut.
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