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Issue: 583 | 22nd day of Awakening, Y15
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Go! Go! Getting There: My Quest To Get a Gold Trophy
I was told it was easy, and that I could finish the whole championship in a day. I thought it would be a piece of cake. Well, I could not imagine how wrong I would be.
Nilsth, what are you doing? That doesn't look edible.
Plot Paranoia: Propaganda
Some Neopians are so easily swayed.
Concept by j_harkness
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