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Issue: 581 | 8th day of Awakening, Y15
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Dinner with the Scarlets: Homemade Defender
Come to think of it, the cape might not be such a good idea either.
Chocolate Xamphers are delicious!
The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Nine
"He's quarantined," she said. "So is the whole ward he's on. Highly contagious, they are saying."
A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part Six
Two hundred or so Defenders travelling in a giant mob at top speed is actually a pretty awe-inspiring sight.
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