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Issue: 579 | 25th day of Sleeping, Y15
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Completely Awesome: Bananas
Tip: Always take a banana to parties. Bananas are good.
The Kacheek Who Wanted to Grow
Once upon a time there was a really small Kacheek. Her whole life she had been heads shorter than all the other neopets her age...
Don't be a Plumpy this New Year!
If your pet has eaten way more cake, cookies and bacon than ten Plumpys, then this article is for you.
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