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Issue: 579 | 25th day of Sleeping, Y15
Bad Apples: Travelling
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The Kacheek Who Wanted to Grow
Once upon a time there was a really small Kacheek. Her whole life she had been heads shorter than all the other neopets her age...
Trash (or how to miss chances by ignorance)
He'll regret this later, that's for sure.
Art by cevierakasky
Zombies Have Brittle Arms
Sorry, dear. Maybe get some better arms next time?
Dr. Sloth Returns... Again!: Part Three
"Excuse me, ma'am," he requested politely, "do you have a moment to discuss the word of Dr. Sloth?" D immediately turned back into her home, slamming the door. She clung to the frame for a few seconds.
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