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Becoming a Neo Diva


by blondegreen

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My sister is a self proclaimed Diva, so she takes grooming her Neopets very seriously. She keeps a collection in her gallery of grooming items, sorted by type, and meticulously takes care of her Neopet' hygienic needs everyday. Her avvie is the Uni Beauty one. Her shop sells the other grooming items she doesn't consider fit, or ones she has extras of; the shopkeeper is a Pink Aisha looking into a mirror that proclaims, "Making Neopia beautiful, one step at a time." One might say she's obsessed. I do, anyway.

I, on the other hand, happen to think that keeping a toilet and bathtub in the Neohome is enough for a pet to take care of themselves. When my sister heard this, she gasped, and continued to share my neglect as a Neopet owner. Instead of fighting with her, I asked her for some help. She shared her favorite items, and taught me the uses and benefits of each one. Since she explained a little more to me so I could understand, I put together this guide for the cosmetically-challenged such as myself, as well as those without a little sister to point them in the right direction.

#1: Fyora Hair Brush

Estimated cost: 7,800 NP.

Beauty in every creature, Neopet or real, starts with great hair. Have you ever seen anybody with a snarled mess of tangles? Yeah, it wasn't very attractive, was it? The same principles of care should apply to Neopets as well. Start your beauty routine with a good brushing down of the hair. Though you may want to use a Peophin Mane Comb or Yurble Comb, the Fyora Hair Brush is a brush that can be used for any pet with any hair type. In a quick grooming session, you should be able to oust all the tangles with this brush. Start at the top of one side, and work your way down. When the section is tangle free, move on towards the other side of the hair. This brush is endorsed by the Faerie Queen herself. From what most hear, she's extremely picky, so it better be good, and it better work.

#2: Disco Print Styling Gel

Estimated cost: 15,000 NP.

As I mentioned, every Neopet's beauty starts with the perfect hair. With all of the shampoos and conditioners on the market today, it should be easy to find a variety that caters to your pet, whether it be Usul Tail Shampoo or Gnorbu Conditioning Shampoo. When it comes to styling, though, everyone needs an item that will do the job. Disco Print Styling Gel is an item that should fit everyone's hair type and styling needs. In fact, Moehawk himself admits he has his stylist use this brand to give him his killer hairstyle. The "hair impaired" might find themselves hesitant to use this product, but using it is easy enough. Just pour a small amount onto your hand and work it into your Neopet's hair to make a straight, curly, wavy, or quite crazy style.

#3: Pink Blush

Estimated cost: 100 NP.

Now that we have our hair issues straightened out, it is time to start on makeup. My sister recommends starting with some blush. For those who are not quite clear on the purposes of all types of makeup, it is a cosmetic item intended to add color to the cheeks. NeoGlow brand blushes have always been a reliable brand, so they are good to use for starting with makeup. There are three colors of blush: Pink, Red, and Tan. For a novice, Tan and Red Blushes could easily be overapplied, so let's start with Pink. First, choose the shade of Blush. The shade can be determined by your pet's fur color. Darker fur, darker shade. Then, dab a brush in the powder, and sweep across the cheeks. Be sure not to apply too much. After this, you may wish to experiment in eye shadow, but that isn't necessary.

#4: Candy Cane Lipstick

Estimated cost: 7,000 NP.

After applying basic makeup, you are now ready to try lipstick. There are many lip products in the Neopian market, which are marketed to many types of pets. For those enjoying a day on Mystery Island, your pet may wish to try Lip Balm with Sunblock. For a Shadow pet, I recommend Black Lipstick. However, Candy Cane Lipstick is a festive coloring that can be used year-round. For your pet to use it, just uncap it, and swipe a light layer of the shiny color across the lips. Now that the makeup is done, your pet should already be starting to look like a star.

#5: Cooler Than You Perfume

Estimated cost: 4,500 NP.

Your pet should be feeling cooler than you, but a little perfume might help. Though perfume traditionally has a reputation of being overpowering, it can be used well with discretion. Faerie perfumes, like Faerie JubJub Perfume, and floral scents, such as Green Acara Floral Perfume, often have too much of a smell that could turn other pets away. The Cooler Than You Perfume can serve it's purpose of giving a fresh scent without stinking up the room. Cooler Than You has a fresh scent that sends out a chill, with also helps in overcrowded areas. Just spritz a little on your Neopet to give a new smell, while completing your pet's makeover.

By the time you've read all this, you are probably leaning towards overwhelmed. I know what you're thinking. "I have to do this? Every day?" Well, of course you don't have to, but it could make a huge difference. Truthfully, grooming takes very little effort, and could only use a few minutes of your day. Though this shows a good general selection of grooming products, visit the Usul in the Grooming Parlor to try out some other pieces.

Grooming is a simple process that takes a short time to make a big difference. You don't have to be obsessed to get a good looking pet. Divas may be far and wide and in between, but there is something out there in the wide world of Neopia that could work for you. Your pet is a diva. I guarantee it.

 
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