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Issue: 577 | 11th day of Sleeping, Y15
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Meanwhile, in the Hardcore Neopian Writers' Club...
Brace yourselves, 600th issue submissions are starting...
Talk about rejected...
Or this, or that.
Interview with a Minion... of Sloth
Looking back, there really was no excuse. From the time I walked up to the cottage I should have known that my day would not unfold even close to the way I expected.
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