Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
Issue: 578 | 18th day of Sleeping, Y15
So Says the Slorg!!!
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A Guide to Overcoming Shortness
Being short can have many negative effects, from getting stuck in almost any crowds to being unable to reach the top shelf.
But That Makes No Sense?
How would that work? o_O
Style Guide: A Hairy Situation
This week, we brushed up on our knowledge of wigs. *ba dum tss*
Sometimes, I picture it: The way life would have been if I had never been abandoned.
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